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About this mod
A simp(ly) wonderful floating jellyfish for your entertainment!
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The Retching Netch
A locale best known for being a place where you can recruit the best NPC follower, Teldryn Sero, for the price of 500 big boys. However, now you can get the best ANIMAL follower there as well!
Introducing: Retchy the Netch!
That's right! For those of you who, like me, absolutely ADORE Morrowind's hallmark flying cephalopod and wanted one to follow you around and bloop menacingly at foes, now you can! Retchy the Netch is the eldest son of the legendary "Retching Netch" for which the tavern was named, and as such, he enjoys security and all the Sujamma he can absorb through his selectively permeable membrane! But though being a marvel that attracts patrons to the bar is a glamorous life, our dear Retchy is in the prime of his life and wants adventure! Intrigue! Romance! To stab a Nord to death with his tentacle-tips and absorb their essence through his aforementioned selectively-permeable membrane! And that's where you, a no-name adventurer/utter demigod depending on what part of the game you're on, comes in. Retchy needs you, to live up to his father's legacy and become a legend in his own right!
Featuring:
All for the low low price of absolutely nothing! Yes, that's right! This mod will not be featured on the Creation Club!
This was my first ever foray into companion modding, and I hope that it'll make at least one of you happy. Or, in the case of any netch-haters out there: I hope it makes you utterly miserable!
*Solid gameplay and impactful questing only guaranteed by downloading all of the other 180+ mods I have installed on my Skyrim SE and being obsessed with acquiring virtual currency.
A locale best known for being a place where you can recruit the best NPC follower, Teldryn Sero, for the price of 500 big boys. However, now you can get the best ANIMAL follower there as well!
Introducing: Retchy the Netch!
That's right! For those of you who, like me, absolutely ADORE Morrowind's hallmark flying cephalopod and wanted one to follow you around and bloop menacingly at foes, now you can! Retchy the Netch is the eldest son of the legendary "Retching Netch" for which the tavern was named, and as such, he enjoys security and all the Sujamma he can absorb through his selectively permeable membrane! But though being a marvel that attracts patrons to the bar is a glamorous life, our dear Retchy is in the prime of his life and wants adventure! Intrigue! Romance! To stab a Nord to death with his tentacle-tips and absorb their essence through his aforementioned selectively-permeable membrane! And that's where you, a no-name adventurer/utter demigod depending on what part of the game you're on, comes in. Retchy needs you, to live up to his father's legacy and become a legend in his own right!
Featuring:
- Absolutely no voice acting or fancy scripting!
- No new models or textures!
- Likely patchy follower AI that will cause him to wander around like the cheeky prick he is!
- IMMERSIVE BLOOPING AND FLOATING!
- No sex-mod compatibility!
- A whopping 300 carry weight!
- Over a month of solid gameplay and impactful questing!*
- Many interesting appendages!
- All the Sujamma you can obtain from the bartender via trading gold for products!
- A satisfying tanky tentacled turnip who will sting your foes to death with a merciless bloop!
All for the low low price of absolutely nothing! Yes, that's right! This mod will not be featured on the Creation Club!
This was my first ever foray into companion modding, and I hope that it'll make at least one of you happy. Or, in the case of any netch-haters out there: I hope it makes you utterly miserable!
*Solid gameplay and impactful questing only guaranteed by downloading all of the other 180+ mods I have installed on my Skyrim SE and being obsessed with acquiring virtual currency.