Skyrim Special Edition

Favourite INIGO lines (spoilers) (30 comments)

  1. Anrakutei
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    Me: *whistles*
    Inigo: *whistles a ghost noise* That is probably what a ghost sounds like. *continues whistling*

    Edit: I'd like to add this one? I forget the words he used because it caught me by surprise but... Inigo once decided to sit cross-legged, on air, very calmly saying what a nice night it was (nice weather, and nice company, stuff like that) ...after watching Boethiah's cult tear each other apart. (I think both of us need therapy.)
  2. falki
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    Wooooh! Townsfolk, I am the spirit of baked goods. If you value your lives place your sweetrolls over here at the sound of my ghostly voice. Wooooh.
    1. Smartbluecat
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      Wow. That's on my "No one will ever hear it" list.
    2. falki
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      I just helped Inigo being VERY stealthy and then no muffle spell could dampen my laughter
    3. Inforgreen
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      You have a "no one will hear it" list of inigo quotes?

      Perhaps that's something you need to work on!
    4. Beowulf197641
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      Hahah! I have heard this too! I actually spit out my mint when I heard him say it!

      Well, it was spit it out or inhale it, I thought the former was a safer option.
  3. Hypertion
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    by far my favorite moment.

    "AND THE BLUE ABOMINATION STRIKES AGAIN!"

    this throwback to that funny back and forth between my character (dragon lover as inigo put it HA!) and him (The blue abomination)

    i was seriously in tears laughing.... i dropped my controller and everything.
  4. Arcanolath
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    at langleys:

    "observation: inigo's friend appears to have an interest in alchemy, he has no skill in it however"

    "inigo i wouldnt drink anything your friend is cooking up over there, unforseen consequences and all"

    really wish there was a "throw bowl at langleys head" option in there XD
    1. falki
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      there's the option to throw his own chamber pots at him
  5. coraleena
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    "you just couldn't resist that dragon soul could you? you're hopeless. when u are ready to give up, I will be here to help you."
    I find it hilarious that he thinks the player is addicted to dragon souls xD
  6. Inforgreen
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    "can you place an order, one comb, 2000 ebony arrows, and a noose to hang myself with..."
    (in east empire company in windhelm.)

    Inigo has to be the most situationally aware character in all of gaming! But he doesn't seem to know that you save money by buying rope and tying the noose yourself.
  7. Inforgreen
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    "who needs an invitation when you have teleportation"

    "talos is awsome, Na na na naaa naaaa"
  8. Inforgreen
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    Try using the summon Inigo spell to move him short distances in particular situations for some good quotes
  9. Mish3d
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    I had a pet gold fish once it died
    1. Smartbluecat
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      Hang on! He doesn't say that.
    2. DSavage56
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      Maybe he should.
    3. Inforgreen
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      he would have to say "i had a pet slaughter fish once, he died"
  10. falki
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    I know these clothes came from a god but they still smell like poop. God poop maybe, but still poop.

    L: What are you wearing, Inigo?
    I: My friend picked it out. I do not enjoy it very much.
    L: How barbaric. You should wear what you want. Really!
    I: It's not so bad. There are worse things than looking like an idiot.
    L: Very true. Looking like a fool is far better than actually being one.