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About this mod

Teaches Skyrim's shitty bards how to play REAL music. Twenty beautiful renditions of your favorites by Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, and more, sung by yours truly.

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Ragnar the Red? Who the fuck is that
The Dragonborn Comes?? Fucking gross man
Age of Oppression??? I was grounded all last week, fucking tell me about it!

Let's get some real music in your Skyrim. Take that fucking lute out of Sven's hands and give him a goddamn guitar with some monster. No longer will you have to endure these lame-ass bards playing the same ancient songs for old geezers like my fucking stepdad in taverns full of losers. Here's what you can look forward to when you install this masterpiece:

  • Teenage Dirtbag
  • You Found Me
  • Wonderwall
  • Jumper
  • Creep
  • Buddy Holly
  • I Hate Everything About You
  • Absolutely (Story of a Girl)
  • Wake Me Up When September Ends
  • Song 2
  • Animal I Have Become
  • Headstrong
  • I Miss You
  • Crawling
  • Boulevard of Broken Dreams
  • Pain
  • Breakeven
  • Bring Me to Life
  • Numb
  • In the End

Enjoy.

FAQ:

Q: Why does it sound awful?
A: Fuck you

Q: Can you add more songs?
A: Don't know how

Q: Can I add more songs?
A: Knock yourself out

Q: Are you single?
A: Depends, are you a scene girl who still says rawr and/or derp? If so, yes

Future Plans & Credits:

I may look into actually fixing the audio quality of these songs if I find the time/motivation, not sure if Skyrim just always eats the bitrate or if I screwed something up. Next on the list will be 2000's club hits, so get your shutter shades ready.

All credit for the mod itself goes to TheDriedFinger over on LL, I just took his Bard Songs Replacement Mod and put in my audio. Also want to give a shoutout to Joov on Youtube for the inspiration to make this, check him out! Finally, biggest shoutout to my friend Mitchell, who crowned himself my producer, yet left me to produce and publish this mod entirely by myself.

Check out my other mod:
Girlboss Bangers in Skyrim