Around 250+ descriptions for miscellaneous items from Skyrim, Dawnguard, Dragonborn and Hearthfires written in the style of an internal monologue (or voice in your head) with dark/dry humour. Most descriptions are morbid or hinting at death, mutilation and general pain. If you like that, or want a darker Skyrim, then this mod might be for you! It does not provide a description for every miscellaneous item nor most quest items, so it is recommended to use with Vanilla Items Descriptions. Some descriptions also may either make no sense, seem irrelevant or fit very well for certain items depending on what mesh/texture replacers and utility mods you have installed. A creative and dark mind is recommended.