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Wonderful dialogue, Reimar.
She sure has her expectations set high for Idiot!
XD
Thanks for another great comic!
You are right. Lydias expectations far surpass Idiots capabilities.
You'd have thought she'd have worked that our by now after all this time.
LOL
Welll... what did you expect.
I have a mod that makes swords etc look less like spades, but I still looks at the bows with dismay.
Just not a lot of thought
I really couldn't bear to put her in normal Dwarven. Hate the stuff. No one would be able to move in that armour in reality.
Title = She had finished crafting…
Idiot Elf = I’m all done. I’m afraid I couldn’t make you Dragonplate. I’d have to be level 100 in Smithing, but I ran out of materials to train with.
Lydia = No problem. Ebony or Orc armour would be OK.
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Idiot Elf = Erm… How do you feel about Dwarven armour?
Lydia = What! Why would you bother making that? We have loads of Dwarven stuff in the loot stash.
Idiot Elf = We did have, but then I sold it all to get more crafting materials.
Lydia = So you sold over a dozen sets of Dwarven armour, to make a single set! You dimwit!
Idiot Elf = But I made you this set with my own fair hands. Surely that is worth something! And I’ve been able to improve it too.
Lydia = For the love of Mara! You could have bought two full sets of Ebony gear with all that cash!
Idiot Elf = Well I’ve kind of run out of money again. Do you know how expensive it is to buy Dwarven metal ingots?
Lydia = Why would you need to buy them? We had loads of the damned things.
Idiot Elf = It took a few attempts to get it right. Don’t be so judgmental. It’s certainly better than that Steel armour you’ve been wearing for years.
Lydia = I’ll be the judge of that. Let’s try it on then.
Title = 10 minutes later…
Lydia = Muff mer der cur.
Idiot Elf = Pardon! What was that?
Lydia = Ts bee tit!
Lydia = Fur Furs Surk!
Idiot Elf = Sorry, I can’t hear a word you’re saying.
Lydia = Furran Ushlas Elf!
Lydia = For Fox Sake! Tell me you didn’t put a “Muffle” enchantment on the helmet?
Idiot Elf = No, I couldn’t work out how to. But I guess it may be a bit tight.
Lydia = A bit tight! I could barely breath in that thing. Good thing I’m not claustrophobic.
Lydia = And where the hell is the rest of it? Dwarven armour is supposed to be thick and sturdy. I feel half naked.
Idiot Elf = I tried my best, but I kinda ran out of materials, and then gold.
Lydia = Was that just before or after you ran out of brain cells?
Subtitle = Next Time… Growling gonads.