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thanks again for the laughs
You can see that they have a concrete platform built to stop the lorries backing up too far. So obviously a regular practice.
I wonder which country?
It keeps trying to save 10,000 mushrooms, baskets and buckets every time I save.
Thanks Beba
Obviously his first encounter with Idiot, he'll soon (?) kwow better.
"And you'll need your wits about you.. So you're buggered"
You guys often come up with better ideas
Title = They join Malborn in the Winking Skeever…
Malborn = Where the hell have you been? I’ve been waiting here so long that the landlord was considering giving me staff discount on the ale.
Idiot Elf = Sorry. We got waylaid a few times on the way. So, what’s the plan?
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Malborn = I’ve worked at a few of these parties in the past. They normally have me serving the drinks for them, so they trust me a little.
Idiot Elf = Drinks. That sounds great. Is there brandy?
Malborn = I’d stay off the hard stuff if I were you. I can sneak some of your essential gear in, and then when no one is looking, we can go and retrieve it.
Idiot Elf = OK. That sounds easy enough.
Malborn = From there you’ll be on your own. And you’ll need your wits about you to avoid bringing all the Embassy guards down on your head. I’d suggest stealth, but it’s up to you. So, what do you want me to take in for you?
Idiot Elf = Can you take all this please? We’ve been busy ransacking a few forts and caves and I can hardly walk anymore.
Malborn = What! I’d need a waggon to carry that lot in. I said a few essential items! You know, like a sword and maybe a set of armour.
Idiot Elf = Just a single set! But what about everything else. It’s taken us ages to drag this stuff here.
Malborn = I’m sure it did. Why have you even got that many mushrooms? Look, I can only sneak in a handful of pieces for you. You’ll have to get rid of anything else. Dump it in the river for all I care.
Malborn = Come back here when you are ready. And don’t leave me waiting too long.
Idiot Elf = Come on Lydia. It’s time for some intensive trading.
Lydia = YAWN. Perhaps we could find a bed first?
Subtitle = Next Time… Trade rush.