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Title = Their carriage had arrived at the halfway point…
Clive = Here we are ladies. The grand city of Windhelm. Looks like the wagon to Winterhold is up ahead.
Lydia = Thanks for the ride. Come my Thane. Let’s change here and continue.
Idiot Elf = Can’t we stop here for the night. My arse is killing me.
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Lydia = No. Just a little further. Why are you walking like that?
Idiot Elf = I think I have at least a dozen splinters in what’s left of my bum cheeks. How come you’re not feeling it?
Lydia = Steel armour! Gives better protection all over.
Idiot Elf = Hello there. Are you the SCUber driver that goes to Winterhold?
Alfarinn = Indeed I am lass. But don’t be throwing none of those bloody apples at me. It will be 50 Gold each for the ride.
Idiot Elf = We’ll pay extra if you have any cushions up there for us.
Alfarinn = You’ll not be needing cushions. My benches are made of soft wood. Clive’s carriage was made from hard wood. If you get aboard quick, we should be there by nightfall.
Alfarinn = Welcome aboard ladies. I’m Alfarinn. You OK back there?
Idiot Elf = Does soft wood mean “more splintery”?
Subtitle = Next Time… Roadkill.