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Any Ideas? Is there part of main quest that takes me there? I can't remember.
- Ingredient one -> :Vomit:
- Ingredient two -> Troll nail
And now, do you like omelette ?
I’ll stick with the beer thanks.
Leather is very popular around here, especially between the sheets honey
LOL
Image = Unexpected Detour - Part 12
Title = They finally make it to the bar…
Keerava = Howdy strangers. Welcome to the Bee and Barb. Keerava is the name, and ripping off tourists is the game.
Idiot Elf = You may need to work on your welcome banter.
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Keerava = Sorry, but I’m just too honest for my own good sometimes. Now, what can I get you?
Idiot Elf = Two beers please and a room for the night. I’m Idiot Elf and this is Lydia.
Keerava = Really? OK, that will be 100 Gold please.
Idiot Elf = I hope that’s for the penthouse suite!
Keerava = Hardly darling. But try getting another room at this time of night. Tell you what, I’ll throw in your supper for free. Tonight it’s Argonian Omelette.
Idiot Elf = Argonian Omelette?
Keerava = Yep. I laid the eggs myself so I know they are fresh. Don’t worry, they aren’t fertilized.
Idiot Elf = Erm, not fertilized?
Keerava = Nope, mores the pity. One of these days Talen will pluck up the courage to offer himself. I should be charging you extra really.
Lydia = I’ll stick with the beer thanks.
Idiot Elf = If we stay in Riften much longer, we’ll be broke. I don’t suppose you’ve seen a blond lady in leather armour have you?
Keerava = Leather is very popular around here, especially between the sheets honey. Is there anything else you can tell me?
Idiot Elf = She had some kind of emblem on it. A key and dagger crossed over each other.
Keerava = That’s a symbol for the Thieves Guild. And if you want thieves, you’ve come to the right town.
Keerava = The Guild have their headquarters in Riften. But they are nothing but toothless dogs these days.
Idiot Elf = Do you know any of them that we could meet? We need to track this lady down.
Keerava = You’ve just been talking to two of them honey. Sapphire and Brynjolf. Both gutless worms.
Idiot Elf = Looks like we will be going to the market tomorrow after all Lydia.
Lydia = Good. Perhaps we can also get rid of some of this crap we’ve been lugging around.
Subtitle = Next Time… No lizard jokes.