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Image = Unexpected Detour - Part 7
Title = Riften guards were to keep the gates locked at night…
Guard Monty = Oh good. Here comes some more.
Guard Graham = I don’t know why you keep extorting gold from these visitors.
Guard Monty = Oh come on! Everyone is at in this damned town. Most of Riften is run by criminals or the corrupt.
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Guard Graham = How did you even pass the entrance exam for a guard post with that attitude Monty?
Guard Monty = I faked a knee injury. Anyway, this is easy money, and it ain’t like we have a good pension.
Guard Graham = One of these days you’ll scam the wrong person, and then you won’t be needing a pension.
Guard Monty = Shhh. They are nearly here. Quick, act official.
Idiot Elf = Well that wasn’t too bad I suppose. Just a days travel to get to Riften.
Lydia = Oh, come on! We could have been here hours ago if you hadn’t of insisted on retying your own shoe laces. I could have done them for you.
Idiot Elf = I needed the practice.
Idiot Elf = Evening officers. Can we have entrance to your fine and honourable town please?
Guard Graham = Obviously you’ve never been to Riften before.
Guard Monty = We are not supposed to let anyone in after dark. Sorry Lass.
Idiot Elf = What are we supposed to do? Sleep under a tree for the night! Come on, it’s getting really cold.
Guard Monty = I’ll tell you what, I’ll let you in for nothing if you can answer me three questions. But if you can’t answer them, you must give us a hundred Septims each.
Idiot Elf = What! 200 Gold just to get into the town?
Guard Monty = Sleep out here for all I care. It looks like it may rain later. But when we change watches, you will not get any such offer from Stubborn Steve our sergeant.
Lydia = I suppose we’ve got nothing to lose. OK, so what are your questions?
Guard Monty = Firstly, what is your name?
Idiot Elf = I am Idiot Elf and this is Lydia.
Lydia = Let’s hope the rest of them are that simple. Give us your next question.
Guard Monty = Really? Very good. Next, where have you come from?
Idiot Elf = We have just travelled from Ivarstead. But originally, I came from my mother’s womb.
Guard Monty = Excellent. And so to your final question… What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
Idiot Elf = What does he mean Lydia? A Skyrim Swallow, or a Morrowind Swallow?
Lydia = Good question. Which kind officer?
Guard Monty = I don’t know that! Damn!
Guard Graham = They got you there Monty.
Guard Monty = OK we’d better let you in. But please don’t tell anyone else how you managed to get past us.
Idiot Elf = Wouldn’t dream of it. Night fellas.
Subtitle = Next Time… Tourist information.