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So there I was...
I was playing Skyrim and was enjoying my time. I was a grand hero, and at the time I wanted to rest at The Bannered Mare. However, as soon as I walked in, I dropped to my knees, sobbing. I stared in horror at one of the tables in the building, shuddering, knowing that there was something missing.
When I had calmed down, I set out to find out what. I searched for hours, days, weeks, and even months trying to find out what was missing from that dreaded table. Months of scouring the deep web, never leaving the house, risking my life and my happiness to find out what.
However, in my bed, attempting to rest, the thought never leaving my mind, it suddenly hit me.
I ran to my table, and stared coding. I coded for months. I sat in that chair, sweat pouring from my skin, making the most efficient and important mod ever. You had never seen a more immersive mod. I hired millions of modelers, artists, and coders to help me. Finally, our project was finished, and I released to the public what I had noticed on that day that was missing.
There was no slightly smaller than average sweet roll on that table.
Luckily, before the world exploded, I managed to create this mod. I was a hero. I made millions. I received a nobel peace prize from the President himself!
My mod was finished. All I have to do now is click that upload button..
(Thanks for downloading this EXTREMELY IMPORTANT mod! The EXTREMELY IMPORTANT sweet roll can be found on a short table at The Bannered Mare!)
Did not know I had to say this, but people are taking it seriously. This is a joke mod. It only adds one smaller than average sweet roll to a table in The Bannered Mare. It is not an actual patch, nor is it life threatening or dangerous to not download this mod.
I was playing Skyrim and was enjoying my time. I was a grand hero, and at the time I wanted to rest at The Bannered Mare. However, as soon as I walked in, I dropped to my knees, sobbing. I stared in horror at one of the tables in the building, shuddering, knowing that there was something missing.
When I had calmed down, I set out to find out what. I searched for hours, days, weeks, and even months trying to find out what was missing from that dreaded table. Months of scouring the deep web, never leaving the house, risking my life and my happiness to find out what.
However, in my bed, attempting to rest, the thought never leaving my mind, it suddenly hit me.
I ran to my table, and stared coding. I coded for months. I sat in that chair, sweat pouring from my skin, making the most efficient and important mod ever. You had never seen a more immersive mod. I hired millions of modelers, artists, and coders to help me. Finally, our project was finished, and I released to the public what I had noticed on that day that was missing.
There was no slightly smaller than average sweet roll on that table.
Luckily, before the world exploded, I managed to create this mod. I was a hero. I made millions. I received a nobel peace prize from the President himself!
My mod was finished. All I have to do now is click that upload button..
(Thanks for downloading this EXTREMELY IMPORTANT mod! The EXTREMELY IMPORTANT sweet roll can be found on a short table at The Bannered Mare!)
Did not know I had to say this, but people are taking it seriously. This is a joke mod. It only adds one smaller than average sweet roll to a table in The Bannered Mare. It is not an actual patch, nor is it life threatening or dangerous to not download this mod.