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A Cheesy Home
“You should have acted. They are already here. The Elder Scrolls told of their return. Their defeat was merely delay, until the time after Oblivion opened, when the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe, believe they even exist. And when the truth finally dawned, it dawned in cheese." - Albert Einstein
The elder scrolls once told a story about gigantic cheese wheels, which were restless and reckless and killed everything they saw. They had neither fear nor mercy... Until the day a fearless hero rose against them and killed them in the Great Battle of the Cheese. But many years later they came back to skyrim and had a reign of terror until they suddenly disappeared in the mountains.
A while ago a wanderer found a dead body of a gigantic cheese wheel in a forest located near Rifton...
ARE THEY BACK !?!?!?!?!
“You should have acted. They are already here. The Elder Scrolls told of their return. Their defeat was merely delay, until the time after Oblivion opened, when the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe, believe they even exist. And when the truth finally dawned, it dawned in cheese." - Albert Einstein
The elder scrolls once told a story about gigantic cheese wheels, which were restless and reckless and killed everything they saw. They had neither fear nor mercy... Until the day a fearless hero rose against them and killed them in the Great Battle of the Cheese. But many years later they came back to skyrim and had a reign of terror until they suddenly disappeared in the mountains.
A while ago a wanderer found a dead body of a gigantic cheese wheel in a forest located near Rifton...
ARE THEY BACK !?!?!?!?!