About this mod

Adds in two spell-controlled, hilarious, fully voiced followers, who are in no way out to kill you and bring upon the end-times to Tamriel, no sir, not in any way, shape or form!

Permissions and credits

By now you've probably realized that there just aren't any followers out there that really tickle your fancy! You're disappointed, and expected followers that were a bit more... well, funny.
Luckily, I've heard your prayers, and would like to introduce you to my friends, the Funny Followers. They're quite funny and happy and friendly.
Their names are Mister Man and Guy McPherson. There is nothing strange about them. They are definitely not other-worldly demons here to drain all hope from the world.

-Two followers that can be summoned at will, who are not weird and do not want to devour your soul.
-These followers do not talk, so you don't have to worry about any of that nasty commentary. Any whispers or voices in your head telling you to burn everything to the ground are unrelated to this mod.
-These followers are both combat capable and undying, but this is because they trained very hard and not because they satanically destroy all life around them. People also randomly drop dead around them, but they have nothing to do with it, we swear.
-The ability to not die. Well, technically they do die but another one spawns in their place. They're fast breeders. Any percieved side effect where all who witness their deaths suddenly go into a murderous frenzy is simply a coincidence. 
-These followers are also made of pure despair, and any item given to them will disappear forever. This makes them great disposal bins for all those precious items you want to get rid of!

While the followers can be discovered just by playing normally, the only way to get them to follow you is to head to the College of Winterhold's Library/Arcananaeumeme. On top of a shelf, you will find two spellbooks, which are used to control the followers.
Casting the spell once will summon the respective follower to you, and he will follow and defend you. Casting it again will cause him to wander off and do... whatever he does.

If you can't find the spellbook, typing "Help Eldritch" will give you the item codes for each book.
Sometimes the followers will show up to your wedding, this is normal. They simply like to watch the feelings of joy that weddings generate.
Sometimes the followers will follow you home. This is normal. They are not going to kill you. Probably.
NEVER, EVER let one follower witness the death of another. The world is not prepared for what happens. You've been warned.

Haishao, for helping convert the mesh.
Satan, for lending his voice.
The dark lord of the hopeless unending, Gat'yhra, for all he does for us.