About this mod
This is the fabled Skyrim manure mod by Jonx0r. I found this laying around and made some subtle changes to it - mainly for novelty purposes. I also added the creatures from Dawnguard & Dragonborn.
- Requirements
- Permissions and credits
- Changelogs
- Donations
Future plans:
- Diversification - you will be able to identify the donor of any turd you happen to find. Each one will have a different alchemical property.
- Different colors & textures. Possibly some different shapes.
Below is the original readme from Jonx0r:
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Background
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So I received an email about the lack of sanitation assets in Skyrim as a future modding idea.
It was at that moment that I was struck, crippled if you will, with the thought of the reverse
being true as well. Introducing Manure, a literally crappy mod.
Description
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Manure gives animals such as cows, chickens, bears etc the ability to poop. The frequency of
pooping is controlled by a variety of factors such as the time of day and the state of the
animal. The poop can then be harvested and used in a variety of deadly if unfortunate ways.
Poop System
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- Animals are more likely to poop during the day.
- Horses poop less while being ridden.
- Poop likelihood decreases if the animal is running or sprinting.
- If alerted, alarmed or in combat, poop likelihood increases.
- Animals won't poop if sleeping, sitting, dead or unconscious.
- Randomized fart to announce each poop cycle loop.
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- Chuck the manure in a smelter to make manure ingots.
- Create a cudgel, a new unique weapon, using those manure ingots.
- Use a sharpening wheel to temper that manure cudgel with an extra manure ingot.
- Use the manure in Alchemical recipes to create damaging poisons.
- Or add manure and a pinch of salt into a cooking pot to create boiled manure, then coat your weapon with it for lingering poison damage.
- With the Poisoned perk, you can also reverse pickpocket the poop onto your victim for a death-by-feces assassination kill.
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- Copy Manure.esp and Manure.bsa to your Skyrim Data folder.
Future Ideas
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- Stagger an opponent by throwing poop in their path.
Original Manure Mod created by: Jonx0r.