Could the legend of the dragonborn being a chicken be true?! Yes, yes it can! This will allow you to be chicken in the cold harsh world of skyrim but you wont come empty handed you are equiped with a fake fus rah doh shout used by alduin which does no damage so you can freely use it on anyone you please without fear of being turned into chicken breast.

Better than nothing right? Its just for fun, not for lore hunger needs.