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  1. Canlocu
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    Can anyone make this not kill the Guard?
    1. Shadeybladey
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      Yeah, Whiterun and Riverwood can soon have no guards at all!

      But after looting their gear, I use the console to resurrect them.

      :D
  2. SwordRaptor
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    Not important, and can't tell if already in comments (forgive me if it is), but it's amusing to me that you created a mod to punish guards for saying they got married.

    The "arrow to the knee" is a Nordic euphemism for proposing marriage, hence why today kneeling is used during a marriage proposal for some couples. So, what you've done now is:
    "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got married." *KABOOM*
    Not complaining, that makes it funny!
    1. jaderiver
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      Hehehehh Lols

      ( wonder if it works on bandits saying similar , with bandit lines mod ) xD
  3. FirehawkCC3
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    Somebody really needs to port this over to Special Edition
  4. w00mbs
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    Will there ever be a SSE version?
  5. JasperBark
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    If only this would work on characters from other mods that always reference the "arrow in the knee" line. I think I hear more references to the line than the actual line itself. LET THE MEME DIE! Preferably via divine punishment.
  6. Limeyfellow
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    Nice mod. The only thing better would be a divine arrow from the sky that hits them in the knee.
    1. madanimal1997
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      i think that would be very hard if not impossible to make ...
    2. Assassin739
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      Now THAT would be ironic.
    3. Reianor
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      And now we need a punishment mod for nexus comments...

      This joke wasn't funny even the first ten million times...
    4. mikeloeven
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      nah whats really needed is a mod that turns any human you shoot in the knee into a random guard XD because ... eventually with all the divine punishment you run out of guards
    5. melvinius
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      ^ Every bandit you shoot in the knee immediately equips a guard armor from the nearest city, and then leaves the cell?
    6. Satafinix
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      melvinius, you're a genius
    7. OnlyBlitzR
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      that's an amazing mod idea
  7. DiscoDale
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    update for SSE pls
  8. nicolaec99
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    I have just watched a YouTube video of this in action and laughed, good mod reminds me of the oblivion mod you have my ear without the imperial guard death.
  9. sticklefifer
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    I want to see a followup to this for " Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords!"

    The punishment should be getting impaled by a sword from the heavens.
    1. ExoticPharmacist
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      Agreed. A curved sword from the heavens.
    2. GguyWesker101
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      hahah,i don't usaly take joke mods seriously...but yeah...it would be like "don't ask for something you can't handle "STAB""
    3. daedriccat
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      I want to see one frosting over that farmer who always complains "There's a nip in the air...." whenever I enter Whiterun.
    4. caffeinatedNetling
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      YESH! pliz dime make this happen!
    5. AbrahamPorkChops
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      *Ahem* you mean a curved sword from Sovngarde. lol
    6. melvinius
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      ... or better yet, about 10 redguards spawn and immediately attack.
  10. Kallenxxx7
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    i just love this mod, but i think what could make it better is if when someone mentions arrow in the knee it should ragdoll the npc and then spam arrows into their knee.