A Very Silly Slaughterfish Mod by The Bloke
Skyrim » Weapons
Added: 17/02/2012 - 03:09PM
Updated: 29/08/2012 - 12:50AM

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Uploaded by The Bloke


Last updated at 0:50, 29 Aug 2012 Uploaded at 15:09, 17 Feb 2012

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The Mod everyone has been waiting for has now been released! Ever felt like slapping a guard with a slaughterfish, of course, who hasn't? Well now with the Slaughterfish-2001(TM), brought to you from the makers of Slaughterfish Toothpaste(TM), you can!!


  • Bob from Whiterun said:
  • "The first time I slapped a guard with my new Slaughterfish-2001(TM) was the best day of my life, after he regained his consciousness I slapped him again I never felt so a live!"
  • Henry from Markarth had this to say:
  • "I love my new Slaughterfish-2001(TM) so much I don't go anywhere without it! Of course my wife left me cause it makes the sheets stink but that's ok as long as I gots my Slaughterfish-2001(TM)!"
  • John from Solitude wants you to know:
  • "I used to be so sad and lonely before I got my Slaughterfish-2001(TM) but now life is exciting! Running from the guards, paying fines, trying to escape from jail, and on top of all that the cats love me! I'll never be lonely again!"
  • The very old lady from Windhelm said:
  • "Oh, not today love, I've just finished my tea!"

As you can tell the Slaughterfish-2001(TM) is exactly what everyone needs! You would expect to pay $29.95 for a product as fine as this but if you download it now this one time exclusive offer is available to YOU for only one or two mouse clicks! AND if you act fast you will receive a one time only special bonus! Another Slaughterfish-2001(TM)! Yes, you will receive another identical Slaughterfish 2001(TM) for your other hand! Just think of how much fun you could have with a Slaughterfish 2001(TM) in each hand! But wait if you thought that was a great deal download within the next two seconds and you will receive a third Slaughterfish-2001(TM) for no reason what so ever! That's three Slaughterfish-2001(TM). A $0.00001 value all for a few mouse clicks.

The makers of Slaughterfish-2001(TM) are at no fault for any personal damages that may occur when using this product. Damages include but are not limited to: Guard beatings, Fines, Imprisonment, financial loss, smelling terrible, slimy hands, mockery, or a free breakfast with Sheogorath.

Side Effects:
Will include but are not limited to
Chronic diarrhea,
Bacterial Vaginosis,
Campylobacter Fetus,
Candidiasis, Chancroid,
Condyloma Acuminata,
Enteric Infections,
Genital Mycoplasmas,
Genital Warts,
Granuloma Inguinale,
Lymphogranuloma Venereum,
Molluscum Contagiosum,
Pediculosis Pubis,
Pubic Lice(TM),
And More!

2 3/4 cups cake flour
1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
2 3/4 cups sugar
4 large eggs
2 large egg yolks
1 cup vegetable oil
1 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
3/4 cup miniature semisweet chocolate chips

This mod is not to be confused with the Monty Python fish slapping sketch!
That sketch is much too silly!

Modded By small strawberries

Many fish were accidentally harmed during the making of this mod but don't worry only a few of them survived!

If you wish to use this mod as part of your mod please consult your practitioner.

If you like this mod please move to a well ventilated area.

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