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Team Qoolaid Presents...
Breezehome and Relative Dimensions in Skyrim
Install on a new save, or prior to entering Breezehome for the first time!
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"Proventus."
"Yes, my jarl?"
"You awarded the Breezehome renovation contract to that strange woman?"
"It was bigger on the inside, my lord. Once we discovered that, she seemed the only one qualified."
"She's requested additional funding to install a 'time rotor' and 'chameleon circuit'. Do you have any idea what those are?"
"No, my lord."
"Even if we did, the city doesn't have funds to spare. Send her a polite refusal please."
"Of course, my jarl."
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"I've got a letter from Dro'marash in Skyrim. He says here a Whiterun farmhouse appeared opposite his camp with a whirring noise, then a man stepped out who spoke with the Voice of a dragon."
"Poor fellow's been hitting the moon sugar too hard."
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Expands Breezehome's 'bigger on the inside' nature with bigger bedrooms, guest quarters, greenhouse, baths, enchanter's lab, smithing equipment, study, and chapel.
And what point is a house that's bigger on the inside if it's not portable. Travel to any city or town in Skyrim with the push of a button on the control room console. Includes a map marker to remind you where you parked.
Team Qoolaid Presents...
Breezehome and Relative Dimensions in Skyrim
Install on a new save, or prior to entering Breezehome for the first time!
----
"Proventus."
"Yes, my jarl?"
"You awarded the Breezehome renovation contract to that strange woman?"
"It was bigger on the inside, my lord. Once we discovered that, she seemed the only one qualified."
"She's requested additional funding to install a 'time rotor' and 'chameleon circuit'. Do you have any idea what those are?"
"No, my lord."
"Even if we did, the city doesn't have funds to spare. Send her a polite refusal please."
"Of course, my jarl."
----
"I've got a letter from Dro'marash in Skyrim. He says here a Whiterun farmhouse appeared opposite his camp with a whirring noise, then a man stepped out who spoke with the Voice of a dragon."
"Poor fellow's been hitting the moon sugar too hard."
----
Expands Breezehome's 'bigger on the inside' nature with bigger bedrooms, guest quarters, greenhouse, baths, enchanter's lab, smithing equipment, study, and chapel.
And what point is a house that's bigger on the inside if it's not portable. Travel to any city or town in Skyrim with the push of a button on the control room console. Includes a map marker to remind you where you parked.