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Title = She finishes telling Lydia of her dream…
Lydia = You have some bloody wacky dreams! You’d have been better off wishing for a puppy.
Idiot Elf = That’s what you said in my dream too. But it just all seemed so real!
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Lydia = Just as well it wasn’t. Can you imagine two Idiot Elfs?
Idiot Elf = That was just about the only good thing in the dream! Well, that and the dresses.
Lydia = You’d have been finding yourself a new Housecarl I tell you. One Idiot is quite enough!
Idiot Elf = So, what did I do that was so bad last night?
Lydia = You don’t remember anything?
Idiot Elf = Don’t shout. My head hurts!
Lydia = Good. You deserve it. Your behaviour was absolutely beastly!
Idiot Elf = It was just a bit of a celebration for joining the Companions wasn’t it?
Lydia = You have to remember that they are not all Werewolves. Farkas told you that before.
Lydia = You got it into your head that they all had lice and fleas, and you took it upon yourself to rid them of all their parasites.
Idiot Elf = That sounds kind of me at least. And the grooming will have helped us bond I’m sure.
Lydia = Hardly. You went for the blanket approach. You spiked the mead barrel with Colovian Brandy.
Idiot Elf = Why would I do that?
Lydia = I believe your rational was that nothing can live in Colovian Brandy. So if they drank enough of it, then all their parasites would fall free of their fur.
Idiot Elf = That makes sense. But from your tone, I guess I was wrong?
Lydia = I’d say so. Things started getting a bit weird after we’d emptied the second barrel.
Subtitle = Next Time… Party games.