The Thieves of the Guild

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Ra'Snach, Member of the Theives Guild, having a meal together with Sapphire and Vipir the Fleet, discussing about a job...

"Wow, this is really nice of you, kitten..." exclaimed Sapphire, "a bit... too nice though..."
"Nonesense, sweet blue!" laughed Snach, "I've treated you before haven't I?"
"Her? Yes. Me? No." replied Vipir with a laugh, "Come now Snach, what do you want?"
"Hah, my sweet talking has beena little off, hmm?" replied Snach, cheekily.
"Not that it was even there." laughed Sapphire.

"Hah!" laughed Vipir, gulping down some mead.
"But really, Snach, what do you want?" asked Sapphire, "To take us on another job?"
"Yes, sweet blue! A grand one, I promise!" exclaimed Ra'Snach.
"Not another one of your "grand" heists..." sighed Sapphire, "Still sore from the last one..."
"You both made a decent amount of loot on that one." said Vipir, finishing his mead. "We should atleast hear him out."

"Thank you, Vipir my friend!" replied Ra'Snach, cheerfully.
"Well...alright..." sighed Sapphire. "Lay it on us."
"Okay, so ofcourse you both know of the Emperor's murder, hmm?" said Ra'Snach with a mischievous smile.
"Wow, he said one sentence..." said Sapphire, crossing her arms. " and already I'm not liking where this is going..."
"Since the old hat kicked the bucket, his ship has been off shore at the Solitude docks ever since!" explained Snach.
"I heard that ship has all the gold the Emperor got from the taxes of Skyrim!" he continued.
"You want us to board and loot the ship...of the emperor?" said Vipir in amazement.
"You bet your mead, I do!" laughed Ra'Snach.

Vipir and Sapphire kept quiet for a few moments.
"Told you he was nuts." said Sapphire turning her head to Vipir, who was sipping down more mead.
"I actually think it is pretty smart." replied Vipir, "But are you sure we can get out, Snach? The Emperor's guard are deadly..."
"Of course! I would never invite you both if it would mean it were too dangerous!" said Snach. "Didn't you hear?"
"The emperor's guard were all butchered as well!" laughed Ra'Snach. "Caught napping in blood!"

"Well that would make things easier..." said Vipir.
"You're actually considering this Vipir?" asked Sapphire, "You both are out of your minds!"
"Now, now sweet blue! Just consider it, hmm?" said Ra'Snach. "I will be heading out tomorrow!"
"If you both want to tag along, I'll be happy to have you!" he continued. "But for now, let's enjoy this meal together, hmm?"

"Alright Snach, I guess I'll go write my will before I get butchered on the ship..." sighed Sapphire.
"Hahah! Leave your gold to me!" laughed Vipir. "And maybe that sapphire necklace you have there!"
"Hmph, I'd rather drag myself back to the Dark Brotherhood." said Sapphire.
"Hah! Speaking of whom, they were the ones who murdered the emperor, right?" asked Vipir.
"I would say, more of "assassinating" the emperor." replied Ra'Snach.

"Didn't one of them come here a few weeks ago?" asked Sapphire.
"Yes, thats what I heard." replied Vipir, "Heard you tried to tackle him aswell, Snatch..."
"You did WHAT?!" exclaimed Sapphire, turning to Snach.
"Oh hoh! It's alright sweet blue, I am quite alright!" laughed Ra'Snatch.
"Well, you've got balls, cat." laughed Vipir, "I'll give you that."
"Now if only he would get a brain!" exclaimed Sapphire.
"Haha! Ouch, sweet blue!" laughed Ra'Snach, "I still have a heart, you know!"

They continued their chat together, talking of past hiests and keeping merry...