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Ill keep saying it, damned Zenimax for ruining so much of the lore BUT, I have to hand it to them, the game system and combat system are not "that" horrible at all, still think it could use player to player/enemy collisions and even friendly fire, and a huge spell list of over 100 spells (like the good old days, blowing life in every single spell the game series has ever had) and some more skills for none mages, but overall for a mmo this is quite good (and lets face it,t here trailers were pretty damned awesome)
still, fingers crossed that at some point they will update to give us a necromancer class/spells, the game would quickly loose there charm if I cant reanimate allies or enemy's (or collect body parts to create undead)
Every mmo needs a player that is a expert in solo"ing everything (a necro with a army of undead should do the trick to "solo" everything) then giving me the tome of unlife to get a ultimate technique that turns me temporarily into a Lich XD
stating that "the player's soul got take out and there body got send to Coldharbour"
big flaw as a body cannot live without a soul (necromancy spells are proof of this as soul traped targets cannot be reanimated, and dead targets (supposedly) when reanimated get there soul stuffed back into there body under the control of the necromancer)
quote from the book "souls, black and white"
Every creature, living or dead, is powered by a soul. Without it, they are just lumps of flesh or piles of bones.
this obviously also immediately dispells the theory of "reviving" players by using soulgems, especially if you know that soul gems don't "hold" souls, but only the power of a soul, the actaull "soul" of a person gets send to the soul cairn the moment they die under the influence of a soul trap spell
people, just call me a Arch necromancer already.
Sorry...(climbing down off my soap box now...)
elder scrolls gameplay (moral choice impact on the world around you, 0% )
and lets not forget the amazing variety of combat! (being a dps for the rest of the game, unable to take blows or heal myself)
yeahhhhh. Hi skyrim, lets spend the next years playing you until Tod gives us elder scrolls 6, and as a extra pastime, after the time of elder scrolls online, I'm going back to the future! (Arena, daggerfall, morrowind, battlespire, and so on)
well that and touhou, dodge a huge minefield of danmaku? challenge accepted *puts on sunglasses*
I have caved in and bought the ES Online but never played a MMO before (so is as much due to curiosity). Really was against it based on cost and the thought of being kicked about by 10 year olds does not inspire me. However, in the end I couldn't resist having a go.
I've called my character Idiot Elf and made her look as close as I can to Skyrim Elf.
If it happens, Ill join in as High elf (by far my most favorite race) So I can smear my superiority all over the faces of the other players.
before that time however i will act like a Imperial (too greedy to buy it for the fee) and yeah for whoever did not know this yet, Imperials are greedy bastards (thus there ability to make more money then other races)
If you come across a pink Lorax named Bushhog, would the Elf dance for me
Zenimax can keep on going how long they want, I aint playing it until it becomes free to play (I am well willing and able to pay a little extra for the actual game to get the full edition (with imperial race and such) But I am not willing to pay for a monthly fee, nor "pay to win" online shop content.
Ether give us a fair deal, or drop the entire game altogether. (if you think this bad, wait until you see me at a car dealer)
If I do start playing most likely you will find me joining the Morag assassins (or dark brotherhood, still have not heard any detailed info on that) or worshiping Daedra (nothing more intelligent then worshiping daedra while one of them is invading Tamriel, just like the good old Oblivion days XD pray to all Daedric princes (gets ass kicked by Mehrunes Dagon at the end game)
Most likely I will also try to find a way to become a necromancer, seriously Zenimax, if there is ANY update you need to do in the first 3 weeks of the game already, it's adding a necromnacer class, let me reanimate dead players to fight for me, let me "loot" body parts so I can build up my own undead to summon at a crafting table, let me spread diseases and plagues among the enemy's (let me do a lightning barrage like in "the siege" trailer)
Most likely I will be a Altmer Nightblade (leech skill tree) with a staff build along with the world "soul" skill line (vampire, werewolf or soul magic) Nightblade will give me leeching magic, soul will give me soul magic, and staff will do something like lighting or conjuring (I hope) getting "close" to a necromancer
and in the second slot most likely (if they ever unlock it for everybody) a Imperial Templar with a restoration staff (pure light mage) Dawnguard vampires, better run!
mostly of my chars are playing TESO too at the moment