Do you often find yourself in a rush? Do typical vehicles seem too slow? Tired of being late for work or that swinger's party?
Well have we got the solution for you!
Introducing the Zephyr Industries Banshee Hover Speeder! This puppy has all the latest features: Ion matrix engines, VTOL capability and blinding 514 kph speed you won't find anywhere else! The secret to our amazing velocity is the utter lack of pesky things like seatbelts, parachutes, inertial dampeners or shielding! We know what you want and the Banshee has it all!


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