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The original loading screens of Oblivion are great as a tutorial but for me they got a little boring after playing for a while.So I added some quotes some funny and also serious quotes
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The original loading screens of Oblivion are great as a tutorial but for me they got a little boring after playing for a while.
So I added some quotes some funny and also serious quotes(I made a list of quotes I liked unfortunately I stupidly didn't save the authors,I would add them but I would have to google by hand every quote)
I originally made this mod for myself I didn't include any adult humor or foul language also I don't take any credit for them none of them are mine.
(authors that I remember including are:Demetri Martin,Dylan Moran,Bill Bailey,Steven Wright,Mitch Hedburg,Sun Tzu,Aristotle,Ovid,Machiavelli)
Examples of Quotes:
When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love ...
Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
You need to be a friend to have a friend, unless you're really cool, that's a loophole
No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian is a funny thing to say when someone hands you their baby.
If someone is able to show me that what I think or do is not right, I will happily change, for I seek the truth, by which no one was ever truly harmed. It is the person who continues in his self-deception and ignorance who is harmed.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
Saying I'm sorry is the same as saying I apologize, except at a funeral.
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
INSTALLATION
Place Wittyquotes.esp in your Data folder.Don't forget to activate it.
Uninstall
Simply deactivate and delete Wittyquotes.esp
CONFLICTS/KNOWN ERRORS
Conflicts
This mod will conflict with any mods that alter the quotes section of Loadscreens any mod that alters or replaces the original Loadscreens but doesn't touch the quotes should be fine.
also if you use OOO you should load after it since it changes some loading screen quotes
The mod was cleaned with tesedit it doesn't require cleaning.
So I added some quotes some funny and also serious quotes(I made a list of quotes I liked unfortunately I stupidly didn't save the authors,I would add them but I would have to google by hand every quote)
I originally made this mod for myself I didn't include any adult humor or foul language also I don't take any credit for them none of them are mine.
(authors that I remember including are:Demetri Martin,Dylan Moran,Bill Bailey,Steven Wright,Mitch Hedburg,Sun Tzu,Aristotle,Ovid,Machiavelli)
Examples of Quotes:
When you arise in the morning think of what a privilege it is to be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love ...
Relationships, like eyebrows, are better when there is space between them.
You need to be a friend to have a friend, unless you're really cool, that's a loophole
No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian is a funny thing to say when someone hands you their baby.
If someone is able to show me that what I think or do is not right, I will happily change, for I seek the truth, by which no one was ever truly harmed. It is the person who continues in his self-deception and ignorance who is harmed.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
Saying I'm sorry is the same as saying I apologize, except at a funeral.
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
INSTALLATION
Place Wittyquotes.esp in your Data folder.Don't forget to activate it.
Uninstall
Simply deactivate and delete Wittyquotes.esp
CONFLICTS/KNOWN ERRORS
Conflicts
This mod will conflict with any mods that alter the quotes section of Loadscreens any mod that alters or replaces the original Loadscreens but doesn't touch the quotes should be fine.
also if you use OOO you should load after it since it changes some loading screen quotes
The mod was cleaned with tesedit it doesn't require cleaning.