Hildr; Good night, Mon Cher Minstreal
Kittie; Your getting close to my mom?
Bastion; Your mom is something special,
Kittie; Thats what the last guy said.
Bastion; Last guy? Wait what last guy.
Kittie; Oh no one, Just some Nord that got close to her.
At least till she cut open his chest and replaced his heart with a live chicken.
Bastion; Chicken?
Kittie; Well the horse didn’t fit in his rib cage.
Bastion; Horse!

So Kittie likes Bastion. Bastion has eyes for mature woman like her mom, not teenagers. So Kittie's doing what she can to get his attention. By playing on her moms witty sense of humor.

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Uploaded by Aurasoma at 1:54, 8 Jun 2014


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