DISCLAIMER/NOTICE/READ THIS FIRST/SORRY FOR TEXT-SHOUTING

This mod isn't a serious one, I just made this thing because I was bored. Also, my cousin and I aren't professional voice actors, just two goofs who wanted to make a mod about a centaur and some dead ghoul. This mod also contains language and a dirty joke involving said language, so get out of here, kiddies, especially you lot pretending you're older! With that out of the way, let's get down to business!

Introduction

Even horrible abominations deserve some love!

This mods adds Buddy, a friendly centaur, into your game, how rad is that? Pretty rad, considering the radiation there! Oh ho ho ho!
He is a fully voiced companion that can spit at your enemies and give them a right good slap when they get too close, you can also set a custom home marker for him, he'll travel there when you fire him, fun! There are three outcomes when you first speak to him, so choose your words wisely! Which one is the correct one? Whichever one your heart follows...

Location

Buddy is inside the shack at the Old Nuclear Test Site, that one place with the ghouls and the stupid dead girl, y' know the one? Yeah, that one!

Features

• Fully voiced companion with a working companion wheel!
• Does the custom marker count? Yes it does!
• Holotapes! Discover the fate of that random dead ghoul next to Buddy! Don't worry, it's not what it looks like!
• A mysterious and very suspicious pile of radioactive goo! Touch it, I dare you!
• Easter Egg! Try using the console command "resurrect" on the ghoul, he has unique dialogue if you do! Is that even an Easter Egg?
  

Installation

We all have our methods of installing stuff, I dragged and dropped the mod's contents into New Vegas' Data folder, you can too, I know you can! Or use those nifty mod managers, I don't use them myself but I'm sure you know how to do that!

Requirements

• FalloutNV.esm
• A sense of humor that is similar to my own, wouldn't have made this mod without it! Is that good or bad?
• A belief that even centaurs can be friends! Not all of them have to be so rude!
• (Optional) A belief in Gecko Jesus, he waddled for your sins, and was probably the last gecko you murdered as of now.
  

Bugs/Conflicts

Buddy might not switch between melee and ranged attacks via companion wheel or dialogue, kinda does his own thing. I'm sure it's a fault on my part, or it's just because centaurs were never supposed to be used as companions. Racism. This mod might also conflict with anything that edits the shack interior, if any mod does that at all, I don't think there are because no one cares about that shack.

Wait, I put him in there, do I not care for him? I'm ashamed. There should be little to no conflicts, this is a very simple thing.

Questions/Concerns

Q: This companion doesn't have a quest or a perk! Could you make those?
A: I would if I could, I am but a simple modder! Johnson Nash of Primm said it best when he said; "Boy was 'bout as useful as tits on a radscorpion."

Q: This companion is really bad, it ruins my immersion and is lore-shattering, could you please make a serious mod, please?
A: No thank you!

Q: Why centaurs? Why not x?
A: Good question! Centaurs need love! As for the second, ask me to make something else and I will do it, just for you!

Q: How about a companion mod that actually works?
A: now listen here, i'm just going to ignore that sick burn and move on with my life, okay? i have feelings, man 

Credits and Stuff

Don't be that guy/girl/thingie and reupload this without my permission! Ask and I shall grant thee permission, stealing is for fools, stay in school...s! If you wish to translate this mod for other languages, feel free to, but ask permission first, or else! I know you, personally, and I'll write you a slightly rude letter voicing my concerns.

Big thanks to my cousin "Pup", for doing the voice of the ghoul, Freeney!

A huge huge thanks to my girlfriend, who keeps me in great spirits! How does she put up with me? Well, that's easy, she's just like me! Oh the horror! Kill them before they lay eggs!

A shoutout to AlChestBreach, his goofy shenanigans are always fun to watch!

And a huge thanks to you! Yes, you! For surviving this long and probably weird ramble! And thanks again if you check out the mod, even if you think it sucks or not! We're all friends here!

Enjoy!