CHECKPOINT GARY

FAQ's:

Q: Why did you upload this? I thought The Better Angels was your last mod.
A: You should understand that all my statements regarding mods should be treated with a healthy degree of skepticism. I once claimed that NVBIII would be out in fall of 2014, then May of 2015. I also "retired" once. Frankly, I was going nuts waiting for FO4, so I whipped this together to pass the time. There's still over a week to go, so I may not be done yet.

Q: I hate quest mods in general, and yours in particular. Will I enjoy this?
A: First, fuck you. Second, sure! It's not a quest mod. It's a "Hold the Line" scenario. It's "Wasteland Defense" with a "Random Encounter" style of presentation.

Q: What kind of enemies will I fight?
A: Legionaries, raiders, feral ghouls, and miscellaneous critters. If you have Wild Wasteland, there are a few more encounters that become available.

Q: Can I come and go as I please?
A: Yes, so long as you're not in combat. Just speak to Garth, and he'll explain everything in eloquent fashion. His charisma is unmatched.

Q: Is this part of the Someguy Series?
A: No, but it is lore-friendly as far as I can tell. Does it make sense? Not really, but it's fun.

Q: Will you add [Insert scenario]?
A: Maybe. If you have ideas for attack scenarios, lay it on me. I will probably regret writing this.

Q: What's wrong with Garth?
A: There's nothing wrong with him. He's perfectly fine.

Q: What's wrong with you?
A: I've developed a strange tic when I watch Fallout 4 videos, but otherwise I don't know what you're talking about.

Q: Can I bring companions?
A: YES! Seriously, bring them. The outpost is undermanned, and you'll be at a disadvantage without your pals.

Q: Can I upgrade Checkpoint Gary? I want to add turrets, gumball machines, stripper poles...
A: Look, I love all those things, but I wanted to keep this simple. However, feel free to set up a Wasteland Defense or RTS town on or near the checkpoint.

Q: WHERE IS TEH REPAIR?!
A: You can buy repair kits from the vendors, but you'll probably have to *gasp* return to the Mojave Wasteland for serious repairs.

Q: Really, Cazadors? Why do you hate us?
A: I'm sorry, it was late, and I was drunk. I regreted it immediately when I began testing that scenario, but it's in there. I can't explain it.

Q: You're still out to get Ranger Fluffy and Mister Sparkles, aren't you?
A: What if I told you that Ranger Flully and Mister Sparkles were out to get you?
Q: Again with the questions - you have no respect for FAQ decorum. Where did it all go wrong?
A: It's a natural byproduct of reading comments over the years, deal with it. Oh, and I was a feral child. A drunk, howling wolf-boy, that's what I was. Truly.

Q: TEH LOOT BOX == UNBALANCED!
Q: Disable the damn thing if it freaks you out.

Q: Why is it called Checkpoint Gary?
A: Gary.

Q: Gary?
A: Gaaaaaarrrryyyy.

Q: Gary?!
A: GARY!