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Tired of viewing life through glasses tinted with shades of jade or rose? Then how about seeing life through glasses SOAKED WITH GORE?
*Loud heavy metal begins blaring in the background as the camera shakes for emphasis*
The Bloody Mess Perk? 'Forget' that with a rusty crowbar, because these glasses will give you a
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Tired of viewing life through glasses tinted with shades of jade or rose? Then how about seeing life through glasses SOAKED WITH GORE?
*Loud heavy metal begins blaring in the background as the camera shakes for emphasis*
The Bloody Mess Perk? 'Forget' that with a rusty crowbar, because these glasses will give you a +20% Crit Chance bonus. TWENTY. What does the Bloody Mess perk give you? A mere 5% damage boost. Five! JUST FIVE! *Camera-shaking Intensifies* TWENTY IS GREATER THAN FIIIIVE!
And does the Four Eyes perk apply to them? Well, duh? What kind of show do you think I'm running here? Actually, you know what? 'Forget' that trait with an automatic pistol that fires nuclear warheads!(Which I will soon release!). These glasses will give you a bonus +2 Perception, whether you took that trait or not! TWO! And unless your answer to that question is 'An AWESOME show', your answer is WRONG! Watch this space, because I will soon release the LEGENDARY item with the current working title of '+10 Glasses of Anti-Stupidity'.
Now get out there, and SHOW THE WORLD WHY THEY ONCE FEARED THE SIGHT OF RED FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!
(Location Spoiler: Find it in Doc Mitchell's House, in Goodsprings. And yes, these glasses add the Bloody Mess effect.)
*Loud heavy metal begins blaring in the background as the camera shakes for emphasis*
The Bloody Mess Perk? 'Forget' that with a rusty crowbar, because these glasses will give you a +20% Crit Chance bonus. TWENTY. What does the Bloody Mess perk give you? A mere 5% damage boost. Five! JUST FIVE! *Camera-shaking Intensifies* TWENTY IS GREATER THAN FIIIIVE!
And does the Four Eyes perk apply to them? Well, duh? What kind of show do you think I'm running here? Actually, you know what? 'Forget' that trait with an automatic pistol that fires nuclear warheads!(Which I will soon release!). These glasses will give you a bonus +2 Perception, whether you took that trait or not! TWO! And unless your answer to that question is 'An AWESOME show', your answer is WRONG! Watch this space, because I will soon release the LEGENDARY item with the current working title of '+10 Glasses of Anti-Stupidity'.
Now get out there, and SHOW THE WORLD WHY THEY ONCE FEARED THE SIGHT OF RED FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!
(Location Spoiler: Find it in Doc Mitchell's House, in Goodsprings. And yes, these glasses add the Bloody Mess effect.)