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About this mod
Adds an uncensored version of "The Real Barenziah" as seen in Daggerfall to Jobasha's Rare Books. And Crassius Curio also owns a copy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Due to this being a rare printing, it is a bit expensive. The Tribunal Temple has tried their best to keep the original version out of circulation.
But logically many would still remain.
- Requirements
- Permissions and credits
Honestly I was surprised this didn't exist yet, and after checking here on the Nexus and asking around periodically I decided to just pull a..
"Fine, I'll Do It Myself!"
Please read the following in the voice of Brother Maynard's Brother in the manner of which he recited
The scriptural account of The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Hewo! Dost Thov Hateth Censorship? :3
Do it am es remindeth thov of thee Chinese? Perhaps even the CCCP?
Or even the Democratic People's Repvblic of Korea?
Well, I know one thing it doth remindeth me of.
And that am es be..The Tribvnal Temple.
Who as we all know, hath censored The Real Barenziah V II.
(The V is for Volvme, not Five thvs making this Seven. Nay, tis Volvme Two.)
In the year of ovr Lord 3E405 This volvme covld be fovnd far and wide.
Bvt alas, here in the modern age as far back as 3E427,
and perhaps even fvrther back; it was of covrse censored by The Tribvnal Temple.
Picking vp a modern printing ye may notice a line that reads.
[This passage has been censored by order of the Temple.]
Thanks to the efforts of the Tribvnal Temple, the contents of this segment hath been
ovt of reach to many. Lvckily there are still many copies that yet exist, thovgh ye may have
more lvck searching in HighRock and Hammerfell. Here in Morrowind it is very vncommon to find
an original printing. I have heard it said that Jobasha's Rare Books in Vivec may have a copy.
I have also heard a rvmor that distingvished Great Hovse Hlaalv Covncilman Crassivs Cvrio
owns this volvme himself.
Thank Yov all! Please endorse if yov wovld be so kind! vwv
I do hope that someday in the fvtvre when the Project Tamriel projects move along well into
Highrock and Hammerfell that this version of the booke may be present and yet still rare.
Dve to the scarcity of this volvme, it is a bit pricey.
Bvt that's what two decades or so (presvmably) of censorship will get yov.
If yov might have any other ideas of where else this booke covld be fovnd,
feel free to leave svggestions.
Spread the word! If ye wish to vse this booke in any a mod, mod project, or otherwise ye may do so only that ye shovld do ordain
vunto me the proper credits. T'wovld be a marvelovs thing to behold that this booke should spread, jvst as Barenziah too spread her legs.
Thank Yee!
Installation
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There are two versions, one for Vanilla or anything that shovld be compatible with.
And then Vivec - God The City by Tapetenklavs
Choose one or the other and simply drop the .esp into yovr Datafiles folder.
vninstallation
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Delete the bastard.
---------------
Thanks so mvch!! - GregorianGangsta <3
"Fine, I'll Do It Myself!"
Please read the following in the voice of Brother Maynard's Brother in the manner of which he recited
The scriptural account of The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hewo! Dost Thov Hateth Censorship? :3
Do it am es remindeth thov of thee Chinese? Perhaps even the CCCP?
Or even the Democratic People's Repvblic of Korea?
Well, I know one thing it doth remindeth me of.
And that am es be..The Tribvnal Temple.
Who as we all know, hath censored The Real Barenziah V II.
(The V is for Volvme, not Five thvs making this Seven. Nay, tis Volvme Two.)
In the year of ovr Lord 3E405 This volvme covld be fovnd far and wide.
Bvt alas, here in the modern age as far back as 3E427,
and perhaps even fvrther back; it was of covrse censored by The Tribvnal Temple.
Picking vp a modern printing ye may notice a line that reads.
[This passage has been censored by order of the Temple.]
Thanks to the efforts of the Tribvnal Temple, the contents of this segment hath been
ovt of reach to many. Lvckily there are still many copies that yet exist, thovgh ye may have
more lvck searching in HighRock and Hammerfell. Here in Morrowind it is very vncommon to find
an original printing. I have heard it said that Jobasha's Rare Books in Vivec may have a copy.
I have also heard a rvmor that distingvished Great Hovse Hlaalv Covncilman Crassivs Cvrio
owns this volvme himself.
Thank Yov all! Please endorse if yov wovld be so kind! vwv
I do hope that someday in the fvtvre when the Project Tamriel projects move along well into
Highrock and Hammerfell that this version of the booke may be present and yet still rare.
Dve to the scarcity of this volvme, it is a bit pricey.
Bvt that's what two decades or so (presvmably) of censorship will get yov.
If yov might have any other ideas of where else this booke covld be fovnd,
feel free to leave svggestions.
Spread the word! If ye wish to vse this booke in any a mod, mod project, or otherwise ye may do so only that ye shovld do ordain
vunto me the proper credits. T'wovld be a marvelovs thing to behold that this booke should spread, jvst as Barenziah too spread her legs.
Thank Yee!
Installation
--------------
There are two versions, one for Vanilla or anything that shovld be compatible with.
And then Vivec - God The City by Tapetenklavs
Choose one or the other and simply drop the .esp into yovr Datafiles folder.
vninstallation
---------------
Delete the bastard.
---------------
Thanks so mvch!! - GregorianGangsta <3