I mean, look at this bullsh#t!

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Well... We found the missing Allosaurs. I don't know how but they where just chilling 5 MILES AWAY FROM THE ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOODY SEA! I don't know how, but these things have now swam more over the last few days than our three Baryonyx's combined have in their whole lives! These must be some of the first genetic codes InGen made because there's no shot that real, prehistoric Allosaurs did this back in the Jurassic period!

-Boris Alan (head veteranarian)

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