Jurassic World Evolution
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so i know that bringing this back up is stupid, but i don't want this to remain idle any longer 
so here is my theory of what happened.
contestants: T rex, insanasaurus, Spinosaurus, Indominus rex, Random Sauropod, Giganotosaurus, Rubeosaurus, sausage carno and Garfield

This is it. the final showdown.
they stare at it with anger and frustration 
the insanasaurus looks intimidated. 

all of them (except the insanasaurus obviously) learned that if they want to deal with him quickly, they will have to work together 

the sauropod charged in first, stomping and kicking.
the insanasaurus easily dodged its attack, but didn't expect garfield to be behind him
garfield easily ripped of one of it's horns.

after recovering from the blow, the insanasaurus did not expect to get an attack from the rubeosaurus.
it easily impaled it's hands using it's mighty horn.

meanwhile the sauropod was waiting for the perfect moment to strike, though as he was waiting, the tyrannosaurus managed to get a good bite on him. 

the sausage carno pushed him towards the sauropod with relative ease using his mighty neck
though the insanasaurus scratched it a bit while it was being pushed. 

before the sausage carno could push him fully towards the sauropod, it broke free, but
it didn't expect to be bitten, and dragged by the spinosaurus.
though it had it's jaws around it's neck, it could snap it because spinosaurus wasn't a predator. 

as soon as it was in range, the sauropod kicked it with all of it's might and managed to break all of it's ribs

the sausage carno got a bit too anxious and went in for the final blow, but it was too early. 
the insanasaurus managed to give it a deep cut with it's semi-functional arms 

as the rex and giga were keeping it busy, garfield noticed that the sausage carno had collapsed 
it was loosing blood too fast, garfield couldn't react in time
though garfield was usually lazy, he really tried to save him by putting a lasagna noodle over the cut, but it was too late.

though the sausage carno laid dead right in front of him, he immediately thought of an idea.
using the last of his super lasagna, he shoved a piece down it's cold throat

before the others has noticed the sausage carno was back, and thirsty for revenge. 
he rammed him so hard, that the shock wave made the sauropod tremble
he was attacking him so fast that the insanasaurus didn't even know who was attacking him 

soon the insanasaurus laid there, bones broken and bleeding badly
before the sausage carno did the final blow, rubeosaurus stopped him

he explained in a dinosaur way why it wasn't his fault for existing, and that we shouldn't kill him just for having a bad reputation 
so they let the insanasaurus recover, then flee

it seemed to be over, but they had to pay a small visit to a certain someone who came up with the idea of insanasaurus
they then proceeded to walk into the distance, knowing that thing have been settled

and they lived the rest of there lives as heros.

the end.

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  1. ErikDaBaconator
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    tell me, how accurate was that theory from 1 to 10
  2. Apatosaurus93
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    dude this is literally better than all the jp novels combined.

    69420/10 accuracy


     the plot twist at the end was so unexpected, all the contestants working together against insanasaurus was truly emotional as once proclaimed enemies helped each other out.
    the revival of sausage carno was my favorite part.













    wow i feel like im writing a homework essay

    anyway 

    69420/10 score
    best piece of literature ever made.
    1. ErikDaBaconator
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      thank you for your kind words
  3. pungabot
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    69/10














    I am very mature
    1. ErikDaBaconator
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      wow so mature
  4. MechaBoi69
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    This honestly is the greatest piece of literature I have read in my entire life, The sheer attention to detail, Plot points, And pay off, Just wow, Great work..
    1. ErikDaBaconator
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      thank you
  5. lusotitan7ambience
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    this makes me feel an emotion that doesn't exist 

    100/10
    1. ErikDaBaconator
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      thanks
  6. narwhalgamer11
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    can we have insanasaurus as a mod

    10/10
    1. ErikDaBaconator
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      i would only agree if i can constantly kill it over and over again
  7. Generalninja955
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    YES its back!!


    great ending, 45/10
    1. ErikDaBaconator
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      thanks :)