Have you ever felt like this game was missing out on the small details?  I don't mean the things like teddy bears giving eachother surgery, I mean, the nitty gritty, balls in your face, texture madness that you've come to feel entitled to this generation?

Of course you do! Why else would you have 4xSLI GTX Titans?  

Well I made this texture for you (really though, I just wanted to play with some new photoshop brushes I got).  So sit back, fill up the tub with bottlecaps, and enjoy being the PC Master Race