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What's this then?
The Experimental CAT Launcher.
The what?
The Experimental CAT Launcher, as I said.
Just before the war Vault-Tec were dabbling with weaponising animals, and the team was called Combat Animal Technicians. One of CAT's project was the CAT Launcher. It works by cramming a cat into a missle. When the missile is fired, the explosive is inserted forcefully into the cat's rectum, and the missile is then launched (why do you think the cat miaows when launched?). In flight, the casing of the missile splits apart to reveal the cat, and on detonation the cat will explode. Unfortunately, the CAT team never got to reveal their invention to the world because the day after it's successful firing a bloody great big nuclear bomb dropped on their lab.
Thankfully scavvers managed to find the recipe and it has now become known in the Wasteland.
So what's the real story?
I was just messing around decided to create a cat launcher. It was partly inspired by Postal 2 cat silencer, but also the fact that I thought launching cats was fun. There was also nothing you could really create with cat meat, so I made something.
So how do you get it?
Just download the installer, and let it do it's thing. It will give you a choice between ESP and ESL during install. Anyway, if you choose the ESL version then make sure you manually activate it.
For the launcher you take 1 x cat meat and 1 x missile launcher to a chem bench. Find the section that says Experimental CAT Launcher, and go in there and craft away. For the ammo, do the same but replace the missile launcher with a missile. Simples.
Any conflicts?
Nope, there shouldn't be.
Anything else?
I have absolutely nothing against cats. They're lovely fun animals, and I've owned several throughout my life. I really don't condone weaponising any animal, never mind cats. I really really don't condone cramming cats into rockets, shoving explosives up their backsides, and then firing them at high velocity out of a rocket launcher in the direction of a super mutant. Don't be that guy.
In short: cruelty to animals isn't cool.
So we're done?
Yep, so enjoy.
The Experimental CAT Launcher.
The what?
The Experimental CAT Launcher, as I said.
Just before the war Vault-Tec were dabbling with weaponising animals, and the team was called Combat Animal Technicians. One of CAT's project was the CAT Launcher. It works by cramming a cat into a missle. When the missile is fired, the explosive is inserted forcefully into the cat's rectum, and the missile is then launched (why do you think the cat miaows when launched?). In flight, the casing of the missile splits apart to reveal the cat, and on detonation the cat will explode. Unfortunately, the CAT team never got to reveal their invention to the world because the day after it's successful firing a bloody great big nuclear bomb dropped on their lab.
Thankfully scavvers managed to find the recipe and it has now become known in the Wasteland.
So what's the real story?
I was just messing around decided to create a cat launcher. It was partly inspired by Postal 2 cat silencer, but also the fact that I thought launching cats was fun. There was also nothing you could really create with cat meat, so I made something.
So how do you get it?
Just download the installer, and let it do it's thing. It will give you a choice between ESP and ESL during install. Anyway, if you choose the ESL version then make sure you manually activate it.
For the launcher you take 1 x cat meat and 1 x missile launcher to a chem bench. Find the section that says Experimental CAT Launcher, and go in there and craft away. For the ammo, do the same but replace the missile launcher with a missile. Simples.
Any conflicts?
Nope, there shouldn't be.
Anything else?
I have absolutely nothing against cats. They're lovely fun animals, and I've owned several throughout my life. I really don't condone weaponising any animal, never mind cats. I really really don't condone cramming cats into rockets, shoving explosives up their backsides, and then firing them at high velocity out of a rocket launcher in the direction of a super mutant. Don't be that guy.
In short: cruelty to animals isn't cool.
So we're done?
Yep, so enjoy.