Toss out all those other conspiracies!
Cross out all those other Plans from Outer Space!

Descend onto and/or re-enter irradiated Earth for a good old-fashioned
super-cheesy third-person weapon-based alien abduction a la games like
DAH! and SR:4, but also, pre-existingly, a wide array of classic movies,
radio broadcasts, eyewitness accounts, and "historical" television
"documentaries".

It's not just a weather balloon or swamp gas this time! With the
top-secret CE-4 Visitor "dare gun", call down a bickering Zetan tow crew
on an unexpecting NPC. They were stationed near our planet to effect
real rescues, but they don't mind picking an enemy up (or some other
non-groovy person) and depositing them somewhere else in the
Commonwealth. Where exactly? That's classified.

Don't want to believe?

"You can't PROVE this secret ancient alien and shadow government tech
doesn't exist! I mean, I saw it, man, with my own eyes, in Solomon's
house in Diamond City while we were having a little get-together with
Professor Goodfeels and the gang. I mean, I have the photos to prove it,
but they're being developed, man! You just gotta believe this thing is
stuck in Solomon's couch or something. Do you like purple light, dude?
Well, if you're into that kind of stuff, this will totally be your bag."
- Anachronistic eyewitness

Double feature! Also secreted away in Solomon's house is a
(slightly-improved) homage to one of the worst and most expendable guns
in FPS-RPG history. This ignoble chart-topper can actually be quite
useful... if you can figure out the critical path necessary to use it
tactically.

"Upcoming happenings such as those will impact you in the upcoming!"
- Ze Fantastic Crozgood