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This is a documented list of just some of the current monster bugs that plague Empyrion.
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Come see the current monster bugs that plague Empyrion.
If you go to Youtube and search for "Empyrion bug" you will get a lot of results. Here are some recent ones.
Empyrion Galactic Survival - Teleporter bug end results - Self Explanatory
Empyrion - Galactic Survival; Why am I here? - "Annoyingly, Empyrion likes to randomly teleport the player far away, when following the STORY." When the Keeper of the Imperial Archives of the House of Abyssal in the Archive Room downloads the full archive of the Staff of Guidance, you are teleported about 300 meters away from the asteroid and then you get the message that 10 enemies are trying to destroy the Archive Room and you need to destroy them.
Empyrion Galactic Survival - Flickering circular shadow patterns around your character - Self Explanatory
Empyrion Shield Bug - This is actually caused by the constant extreme lag that plagues multiplayer Empyrion. Did you know that Space Engineers now supports 30 players on a standard server with NO LAG?
The new Hoverbike on Empyrion Galactic Survival - This one is funny. This guy drives the new Hoverbike up a hill and it launches all the way into space. In orbit the Hoverbike disappears and the player jetpacks back into atmosphere where he falls to the surface and breaks his legs. But the Hoverbike cannot hover over water. Helleon and every update in a nutshell.
Watch From 23 Minutes to 38 Minutes
Spanj learns to do the new Hoverbike Jitterbug in v1.10.1 - After much braying about how great the new Hoverbike is, Spanj discovers the random jitter bug and how annoying it is, as well as how the "hoverbike" doesn't hover over water, but instead kicks him off and launches itself across the lake.
Empyrion Galactic Survival - Pilot Seat BUG - In this one the pilot exits from on open Pilot Seat inside a vehicle and winds up outside the vehicle, over and over again.
[BUG] Empyrion — invincible tree and flamethrower grinding - The Survival Tool cannot damage the tree but the flamethrower yields logs with every shot without damaging the tree.
interesting bug - Empyrion galactic survival - In this one you exit a vehicle and your character has the no animation cross position and then proceeds to twist faster and faster into a deformed shape that reminds me of getting deformed by a Griefer in Second Life. Now we know the origins of Eleon.
Bug Free! - Empyrion Shorts - Rakoona exits his Scarab SV and it instantly begins spinning around in the air.
Empyrion Galactic Survival color replace bug - "Video capture while reproducing the color replace bug results CoQ, and upon reload, partially replaced color. Supplementary info : Upon loading the same file the color replacement took place but partially."
Empyrion Galactic Survival v1.9 "Bug Report" Ramps - Now when you retract Ramps the bounding box remains extended so that you cannot pass through. It's like an open door that is not open, but instead has an invisible barrier preventing you from passing through.
And last but not least, we have the new CV Tool Turret will not swivel bug that Spanj discovered mid stream on July 28, 2023, just yesterday.
Watch From 6 Minutes and 40 Seconds to 11 Minutes
Spanj discovers that CV Tool Turrets no longer swivel and are thus unuseable in v1.10.1 - He spends one and a half minutes of the stream giving a turorial on how to install the Ilmarinen Tool Turret onto your ship so you can quickly salvage it, and when he tries to use it, it won't move at all.
But Empyrion is a fully released game, don'tcha know. I mean all the Circle Jerkers on the official Empyrion site will scream it in your face if you dare to point out these bugs. And they will flood you with hate mail, even to your personal E-Mail account. Just look at this Review from the Steam Community.
Also, do not go near Empyrion's own forums. I did not join myself, but I did read many posts in my search for answers. The game's site seemed to harbor a zealot community of salty, old (60-something?) die-hard, fans. Asking about or pointing to significant game issues would get you double barrel hate mail from their AOL accounts. In short, they already know about the issues, so don't bother repeating the many bugs and issues. Just go the F- away.
Here is a Review from a former Eleon Discord and Server Staff Member.
Great game has far to many bugs , let down by a Management team that could not find their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a map, does not care about existing customers ,only wants to sucker new ones into it with shiny crap that does nothing for game , lets scenario makers from Reforged Eden dictate how things are done.
Also Community Manager Hummel is two faced and not fit for job.
Reason i am posting this is Eleon cares more about reviews than it does it Discord and Server Staff of which I was :)
This Review states that because this game's Save System is constantly writing 3 to 6 MB per minute it is damaging your NAND Flash on your SSD.
The game constantly writes to your primary user folder, which is usually on your C:\ drive, for constant saving, instead of just letting you save when you want, With no option to turn this off either. Depending on your cluster size your looking at 3-6mb a minute of writes destroying your NAND flash on your SSD for no good reason at all. This is a Destructive mistake by the developer and they don't seem to care and it should be fixed especially with how bad modern SSD's have become with their endurance.
And another warning that this game will do even more damage to your SSD if you play Multiplayer.
- Game keeps rewriting save data. if you are playing in a coop-multiplayer and the host restarts the server. you need to download the whole save folder. every time the server restarts it saves, each save is at least 200mb. by the time you are done with this game you will need a NEW SSD. if you really must play, make sure you play on a HDD.
This Review illustrates how everyone with a brain can see Eleon's "let's destroy our own game" vision.
Everytime I come back to this game it sucks just a little bit more. Now you can't find cobalt, not enough to do anything with. Why do the devs keep making this game harder to play instead of actually entertaining? F#$%ing annoying.
This Review sums up the spirit of Empyrion.
It's like the developers purposefully designed this to just to make the player suffer. It makes me question if they even played their own game.
...
I've been trying to power through the game but every time I encounter something new, I also encounter a flaw that really sucks the fun out of it.
It is DEFINITELY worth reading the Steam Community Reviews of the last several months. There are more negative than positive Reviews and more people find them helpful than the positive ones.
Buyer Beware.
Lucky for you, I have solved all these Empyrion problems. I have figured out a way to get rid of all these Empyrion bugs. You will find it to be a very easy solution. Here it is.
[Space Engineers]A-36 Mobile Suit
This is a fully functional player created Space Engineers Mech Suit that is better than the mechs in MechWarrior 5 with moving arms and legs, a shield on its arm that can be moved to guard position and generates a energy shield around the mech, melee strikes, a deadly quad rail gun arm that kills ships, multiple rocket launchers, a anti-missile mini gun, auto/manual targeting/fire modes, and even a ground movement mode where the feet function like hovercraft. This Blueprint is in the Space Engineers Workshop. Here is the page. You can download it and spawn it right in and test it in combat in creative mode without even needing to stock it with ammo or fuel. It is as if the developers at Keen Software House were actually trying to make the game fun and convenient for the player. I know that sounds alien to you die hard Empyrion Circle Jerkers that may be reading this. Read 'em and weep!
There you go. I just showed you how to permanently eliminate every bug and problem in Empyrion. Permanently switch to Space Engineers and find a good multi player crew to join or bring one from Empryion. You are welcome.
If you go to Youtube and search for "Empyrion bug" you will get a lot of results. Here are some recent ones.
Empyrion Galactic Survival - Teleporter bug end results - Self Explanatory
Empyrion - Galactic Survival; Why am I here? - "Annoyingly, Empyrion likes to randomly teleport the player far away, when following the STORY." When the Keeper of the Imperial Archives of the House of Abyssal in the Archive Room downloads the full archive of the Staff of Guidance, you are teleported about 300 meters away from the asteroid and then you get the message that 10 enemies are trying to destroy the Archive Room and you need to destroy them.
Empyrion Galactic Survival - Flickering circular shadow patterns around your character - Self Explanatory
Empyrion Shield Bug - This is actually caused by the constant extreme lag that plagues multiplayer Empyrion. Did you know that Space Engineers now supports 30 players on a standard server with NO LAG?
The new Hoverbike on Empyrion Galactic Survival - This one is funny. This guy drives the new Hoverbike up a hill and it launches all the way into space. In orbit the Hoverbike disappears and the player jetpacks back into atmosphere where he falls to the surface and breaks his legs. But the Hoverbike cannot hover over water. Helleon and every update in a nutshell.
Watch From 23 Minutes to 38 Minutes
Spanj learns to do the new Hoverbike Jitterbug in v1.10.1 - After much braying about how great the new Hoverbike is, Spanj discovers the random jitter bug and how annoying it is, as well as how the "hoverbike" doesn't hover over water, but instead kicks him off and launches itself across the lake.
Empyrion Galactic Survival - Pilot Seat BUG - In this one the pilot exits from on open Pilot Seat inside a vehicle and winds up outside the vehicle, over and over again.
[BUG] Empyrion — invincible tree and flamethrower grinding - The Survival Tool cannot damage the tree but the flamethrower yields logs with every shot without damaging the tree.
interesting bug - Empyrion galactic survival - In this one you exit a vehicle and your character has the no animation cross position and then proceeds to twist faster and faster into a deformed shape that reminds me of getting deformed by a Griefer in Second Life. Now we know the origins of Eleon.
Bug Free! - Empyrion Shorts - Rakoona exits his Scarab SV and it instantly begins spinning around in the air.
Empyrion Galactic Survival color replace bug - "Video capture while reproducing the color replace bug results CoQ, and upon reload, partially replaced color. Supplementary info : Upon loading the same file the color replacement took place but partially."
Empyrion Galactic Survival v1.9 "Bug Report" Ramps - Now when you retract Ramps the bounding box remains extended so that you cannot pass through. It's like an open door that is not open, but instead has an invisible barrier preventing you from passing through.
And last but not least, we have the new CV Tool Turret will not swivel bug that Spanj discovered mid stream on July 28, 2023, just yesterday.
Watch From 6 Minutes and 40 Seconds to 11 Minutes
Spanj discovers that CV Tool Turrets no longer swivel and are thus unuseable in v1.10.1 - He spends one and a half minutes of the stream giving a turorial on how to install the Ilmarinen Tool Turret onto your ship so you can quickly salvage it, and when he tries to use it, it won't move at all.
But Empyrion is a fully released game, don'tcha know. I mean all the Circle Jerkers on the official Empyrion site will scream it in your face if you dare to point out these bugs. And they will flood you with hate mail, even to your personal E-Mail account. Just look at this Review from the Steam Community.
Also, do not go near Empyrion's own forums. I did not join myself, but I did read many posts in my search for answers. The game's site seemed to harbor a zealot community of salty, old (60-something?) die-hard, fans. Asking about or pointing to significant game issues would get you double barrel hate mail from their AOL accounts. In short, they already know about the issues, so don't bother repeating the many bugs and issues. Just go the F- away.
Here is a Review from a former Eleon Discord and Server Staff Member.
Great game has far to many bugs , let down by a Management team that could not find their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a map, does not care about existing customers ,only wants to sucker new ones into it with shiny crap that does nothing for game , lets scenario makers from Reforged Eden dictate how things are done.
Also Community Manager Hummel is two faced and not fit for job.
Reason i am posting this is Eleon cares more about reviews than it does it Discord and Server Staff of which I was :)
This Review states that because this game's Save System is constantly writing 3 to 6 MB per minute it is damaging your NAND Flash on your SSD.
The game constantly writes to your primary user folder, which is usually on your C:\ drive, for constant saving, instead of just letting you save when you want, With no option to turn this off either. Depending on your cluster size your looking at 3-6mb a minute of writes destroying your NAND flash on your SSD for no good reason at all. This is a Destructive mistake by the developer and they don't seem to care and it should be fixed especially with how bad modern SSD's have become with their endurance.
And another warning that this game will do even more damage to your SSD if you play Multiplayer.
- Game keeps rewriting save data. if you are playing in a coop-multiplayer and the host restarts the server. you need to download the whole save folder. every time the server restarts it saves, each save is at least 200mb. by the time you are done with this game you will need a NEW SSD. if you really must play, make sure you play on a HDD.
This Review illustrates how everyone with a brain can see Eleon's "let's destroy our own game" vision.
Everytime I come back to this game it sucks just a little bit more. Now you can't find cobalt, not enough to do anything with. Why do the devs keep making this game harder to play instead of actually entertaining? F#$%ing annoying.
This Review sums up the spirit of Empyrion.
It's like the developers purposefully designed this to just to make the player suffer. It makes me question if they even played their own game.
...
I've been trying to power through the game but every time I encounter something new, I also encounter a flaw that really sucks the fun out of it.
It is DEFINITELY worth reading the Steam Community Reviews of the last several months. There are more negative than positive Reviews and more people find them helpful than the positive ones.
Buyer Beware.
Lucky for you, I have solved all these Empyrion problems. I have figured out a way to get rid of all these Empyrion bugs. You will find it to be a very easy solution. Here it is.
[Space Engineers]A-36 Mobile Suit
This is a fully functional player created Space Engineers Mech Suit that is better than the mechs in MechWarrior 5 with moving arms and legs, a shield on its arm that can be moved to guard position and generates a energy shield around the mech, melee strikes, a deadly quad rail gun arm that kills ships, multiple rocket launchers, a anti-missile mini gun, auto/manual targeting/fire modes, and even a ground movement mode where the feet function like hovercraft. This Blueprint is in the Space Engineers Workshop. Here is the page. You can download it and spawn it right in and test it in combat in creative mode without even needing to stock it with ammo or fuel. It is as if the developers at Keen Software House were actually trying to make the game fun and convenient for the player. I know that sounds alien to you die hard Empyrion Circle Jerkers that may be reading this. Read 'em and weep!
There you go. I just showed you how to permanently eliminate every bug and problem in Empyrion. Permanently switch to Space Engineers and find a good multi player crew to join or bring one from Empryion. You are welcome.