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J: "A few of our followers wish to know the...nature...of you and Dorian's relationship."
V: "*snickering* He bends over and I shove the blunt of my arrows up his-"
J: "*wide eyed*"
V: "Oh you're serious..."
J: "Q-Quite, Inquisitor."
V: "*chuckling* Is the answer I give going to be the one you give?"
J: "Depending on your...verbage-"
V: "-To put it frank, neither of us prefer what the other has between their legs. So naturally, being vulgar is plenty less flustering because it is clearly in jest. . . Well aside from that one time that Bull got us both rather drunk and the three of us-"
J: "T-That is all the response I require, Inquisitor!"
V: "Oh come ooooon, Josie!! It's quite the riveting tale really. While men aren't quite my taste, Bull does this lovely thing with his-"
J: "G-Good day!! *flees from the room*
V: "*snickers* Naive git."
S: "*pokes head from behind the door* I was never told this story."
V: "That's because your little eavesdropping arse would try and recreate it, with you in my lap. *winks*"
S: "But that's the point, innit?"