Dark Souls 3

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Replaces the "you died" screen with "skill issue" and does similar things to a number of other screens(bonfire lit, lord of cinder fallen, etc.)

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Replaces a number of screens with funnier text sourced straight from the minds of the ds3 community's greatest shitposters

Note: this needs uxm to work(found on the sekiro page for some reason here: https://www.nexusmods.com/sekiro/mods/26).
Assuming you set that up properly this shouldn't be particularly difficult to install.

To install this, place the 80_language.tpf.dcx file inside game->menu->engus and replace the file already in there.
If you have ashes installed or your uxm is weird, you might just pop this in game->menu if there's no engus folder. 

All you have to do is overwrite the old 80_language.tpf.dcx with this new one and it'll work.

This most likely only works with the english version since you're placing it in engus. I believe it should run just fine with other languages if you put the file in another language's folder and not engus. I don't have any translations though, so english text only for the actual changed screens.

This mod goes great with the skill issue menu screen mod found here:
https://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls3/mods/1029

All replacements:
 YOU DIED -> SKILL ISSUE
 BONFIRE LIT -> WHAMBULANCE CALLED 
 SOULS RETRIEVED -> COPIUM INHALED
 HOLLOWING REVERSED -> RACISM RESTORED
 EMBER RESTORED -> MONKEY MODE ACTIVATED
 HEIR OF FIRE DESTROYED -> RIP BOZO
 LORD OF CINDER DESTROYED  -> SKILL SUFFICIENCY
 HOST OF EMBERS DESTROYED -> LAGGARD VANQUISHED
 INVADER BANISHED -> EXPOSED X'D 
 DUTY FULFILLED [moundmaker] -> LITERALLY MALDING
 DUTY FULFILLED [Sentinel] -> COPE HARDER
 BEGIN MATCH -> NMNR
 DRAW -> GET A LIFE
 YOU WIN -> ARENA RANDOM DESTROYED
 YOU LOSE -> UNINSTALL

Thanks to luca for doing a ton of work on the graphical design for this