Are you tired of the same old "YOU DIED" screen? Do you wish the game would give you more hints than whatever stupid shit people scribble on the walls? Then HELPFUL DEATH SCREEN TIPS is for you! It replaces "YOU DIED" with USEFUL ADVICE gathered from REAL DARK SOULS EXPERTS! Follow these ENLIGHTENING HINTS so that you can become a DARK SOULS MASTER!
Requires DSFix. Based on "Thanks Obama" by BeakieHelmet. Warranty void if you fail to follow advice. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Ask your parents before going online.