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About this mod
Adds a set of armor and weapons for a Windreaper playstyle. Wanna be a furious tornado spreading death and desolation at very high speed? A hellish top that comes to strike its enemies before they realize it? An arrow launched at full speed cutting up everything in its path? You get the idea, so go on and try this very not balanced set of armor.
- Requirements
- Permissions and credits
- Changelogs
Arron's Fabulous Stocks
presents :
The Windrunner's Attributes
presents :
The Windrunner's Attributes
After saving this druids grove so heroically, you were hoping to receive a less ridiculous reward. Fortunately, after a few steps you come across a Halfling who seems way too cheerful about the situation.
“Oh hello theeere, my name's Arron.” he said, making big gestures as if to compensate for his lack of visibility by the world. "I have a selection of special products for you, my sweet, sweet savior. Come and take a look ! Yeah here ! Here... Riiiiight here. Yeah. Oh yeah."
"The Windrunner set has been my dream for years. After investing in mechano-currencies I was finally able to afford it and since then I can finally go home from food shopping before breaking the cold chain. A must if you ask me !"
Stan "BBQ King" Clifford, from Michigan-Fantasy State
Come adventurer ! And discover the fabulous “Windrunner” set ! My first diabolical creation !
With that sh*t, you will be able to save widows and orphans before they even realize it. Yes, it's me speaking, not Arron. Or, if you're more of a narcissistic perverted paladin type of person, it'll let you cut up widows and orphans before they even realize it, unfortunately.
So if you hold a valid driving license, take control of this monstrous engine of 10,000 overexcited Hermes! Capable of bombarding you from 0 to 150mph in just one round !
You heard right partner ! Come and test this new kind of set! With its built-in momentum generator, it will propel you far beyond your expectations of yourself, literally! I know that doesn't mean anything, but hear what I say : li-te-ra-lly !
"I'll tell you something, without this set I would never have won the 1997' dunk contest and even less my 6 World-Champion rings. Do you remember that movie Like Mike with Bow Wow ? It's actually my biography but David Stern canceled everything at the last minute and it was passed off as a fantasy film for children. I owe my entire career to the Windrunner set, I pay tribute to it today."
Michael "High-Wizard at the Career's End" Jordan, from Beverly's Gate
The advantages are numerous!
The Mask of Lei Kung
Summon one of the Duke of Thunder lieutenants, to sow death and disheveled hair among your enemies !
The Air Fleece
See that shiny piece of cloth ? With it you can transform yourself, but also your friends and lovers, into clouds ! Real clouds, like Goku's one ! Useful for playing the burning house prank on your neighbors on Halloween. I loved my childhood.
Exhaler Gloves
With it you can finally catch that vicious ball thrown by your father-in-law during thanksgiving and throw it right back into his filthy face with an added Force bonus. So, “how’s it going at work son” now you suckaaaa !? *Damage increased if your mother-in-law is present.
Inhaler Boots
Is that Nikes ? No idiot, we're in a medieval fantasy world governed by powerful deities. Does your “Nike” seem to have anything to do with that? No ? Well shut your mouth then. Okay, so... With these.. Raaaah your net-neighbor got me out of this thing, go see the picture of the sandals, you'll be happy. And it's not the name of my peewee, don't worry.
Eol's Ring
Call the rage of the ferocious Eol, the giant eagle ! An animal known faerûnwide for its legendary rage and not for its keen eyesight hundreds of miles away, no, known for its rage. Yes, for its rage.
The Dawn Lull
Ditch your rockstar guitar and other electric drums, they're for dummies and music legends. You know what's really cool? The Dawn Lull is not just any flute. It belonged to a great warrior of Kara-tur. Little is known about him, at the time no printer existed, so no writing has reached us. We only knew that he had the rage of the tiger but also his grace. Yes, it's forshadowing.
... and more !
"I've wanted to leave my wife for a long time but like all men I have no courage. Thanks to the Windrunner set I was finally able to stop satisfying her and since then she left me with my accountant and my dog... I loved my accountant but at least my wife is gone ! The Windrunner set ruined my sex life, and for that I will be grateful to it for the rest of my life !"Bradley "You won't tell my name, right ?" Pitt, from Califaerûn State
But hey, what would Beatrix Kiddo's yellow jumpsuit be without her sharpened katana ? What would Negan's leather jacket be without his barbed Lucille ? And what would my batman pajamas be without my sticky bat-sock ?
The answer is obvious: just dirty clothing that stinks of blood and viscera.
So it is clear, no weapons, no legendary fighter. No legendary fighter, no legendary arm fighting. No arm fighting, arms. Arms, chocolate. So it ends well I guess but that's not what we want. We want the opposite of that, and it's not white chocolate...
Hurrikos
Not big enough to fetch the ball stuck in the tree by your happy toddlers friends ? Grab the famous Hurrikos and burst the evil balloon directly in close combat with your muscular arms. Or
Cloud Reacher
Do you remember when we were young and we looked at the shape of the clouds to guess animals or famous strippers? Well if, like me, the shape that kept coming back was that of your low self-esteem, grap that beautiful bow and give it what it deserves. In the face.
Cyclos & Typhos
What's better than a katana? A tank ! And what's better than a tank? Fighter jet ! And what's better than a fighter jet? An aircraft carrier! And what's better than an aircraft carrier ? A rocket ! And what's better than a rocket? A rocket carrier! Follow along... And what's better than a rocket carrier? The f*ckin Death Star !! And what's better than the Death Star ? Well maybe not but at least better than a tank ? A second katana ! Obviously ! Go look at a picture of these wonders but be careful this time, this is also the name I give to my waltzers.
"Wow, I mean WOW ! I was already good at destroying virgins hiding behind trees but with Cloud Reacher it became a whole different kind of *beep*in level ! This morning I annihilated an entire class without moving from my perch thanks to its fabulous reach ! I will win the Hunger Games for the 17th time this year ! And I'm sure of that thanks to the Windrunner set !"
Katniss "Mothers' Nightmare" Everdeen, from District 9 (whoops wrong movie)
Sooooooo let's talk about payment... For great ROLEPLAY reasons, I decided to make an in depth analyze of the habits and customs of the Druids and it turns out that their main god Stalinus, or something like that, is apparently really into sharing and respecting animals as long as they are not capitalists sh*t. Their words.
// SPOILER // The goblins wanted to build a Starbucks, that's why Halsin wanted to break their knees. But I digress. // SPOILER FINISH STARK IS DEAD KIDDING OR MAYBE ? //
After this in-depth analysis of Grovingrad's traditions, ME and my marketing team made up of at least 90 people because I am important, as well as myself, have generously decided to generously provide you with our generously generous products for FREE !!! *"Free" is valid for the first 2 hours of use, after that a non-cancellable subscription renewing every 10 years will begin for an amount of 1299 gold coins per month + taxes. An online store will also be available with armor sets that are not very beautiful but very expensive. In hell we'll meet Bliz'
How do I get all of this you motherlover ?
It could not be easier ! Arm yourself with your debit scroll and go to your nearest Nautiloid.
There you will meet our hostess Lae'zel who will take you to our large exhibition room. She's really charming, isn't she ? Well like all women you will respect her because if you don't it's not your nose that she will make you eat but the all f**kin Florida... Faerûnia sorry, rp.
Here you will discover a young girl locked in a sort of bubble without oxygen. Don't pay any attention at all, it's normal.
The owner of the brand is an octopus practicing bondage as in fifty shades. Euuuuh I mean I think, I haven't read it. Well I may have read it but in any case I didn't like it. Well I kind of like it but reading it with my mom was a bit awkward..
Where were we ? Yeah, continue straight, always straight. If you reach the end of the game it means you have gone too far, starting a new game will be easier. Go a little less straight and you will find a chest. The famous Pandora's chest which will release all the cheated equipment in the world ! It's in there, not beside.
"I don't know what the *beep* you're talking about, I'm not playin your stupid videos games. Go clean your room instead of talking about *beep*in weather you dirty little mistake !"My "Lovely" Mom, from her appartment
And obviously, it’s available from my buddy Arron ! And don't be fooled by his jovial nature, this little badger has more than one trick up his sleeve !
Go have fun my little tornadoes ! Eat well, romance well, kill well my friends and see you soon for a new set from
Arron's Fabulous Stocks !
Installation :Like most mods. Download it, unpack it, Drop It Like It's Hot the pak file into your mods file in AppData, launch BG3modmanager, add it, save it, export it and enjoy it like a nice little cantrip !
Recommended mods :
P4 NPC and Outfit Inspired Dyes by Padme4000 ---> https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1318
I really recommend this assortment of dyes, it gives sober and smooth tones. HARD Requirement to have the same colors as the screenshots. (Minthara for blue, Karlach for red).Without dyeing the set will obviously not be harmonized since it comes from existing assets.
Subtle Kanji Tattoos by Qoquaq ---> https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2559
Kind of cool to have his or her Air tattoo while roleplaying a swifting ronin !
FF14 Samurai Class by Kanmuuru ---> https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2340
My personnal favorite for playin a samurai but they're all great out there. Aswell for katanas mods, there's plenty of good ones.
Arrons Fabulous Stocks - Packleader Armor and Weapon Set by SittinSmoke
---> https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2898?tab=description
A wonderful mod made by an equally wonderful author.
Thanks :
I was only able to do this thanks to tepkunset and Legend0fthefall tutorials. This will give you all the informations to do simple things like this using existing game assets. A big thank to them.
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1514
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1508
Also to all the modders who kindly answered the questions I may have had as well as to the Larian discord where lots of people are ready to help ! Thanks you guys !
And obviously Larian who gave us an extraordinary game as usual.
DISCLAIMERS :
1. English is not my native langage so please don't hesitate to send me your advices about everything that is written, descriptions, etc... Syntax error and everything. Thanks in advance ! (for the mod itself, not the description, who cares about descriptions ?)
2. This set is obviously very very (over)powerfull. I personally have mods to increase the difficulty and I choose one or two companions per game. You can play a much more powerful sort of mentor for them, Shadowheart or Wyll are perfect for that. But do what you want, you can also play an invincible troop of 8 companions with a party unlocker if you want, Band of the Falcon's style ! As long as you have fun !
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Version 1.1 : Add Quarterstaff and Shortbow. Putted everything in a chest for comfort.
Version 1.2 : The Zephyr Connection for Hurrikos wasn't working so I changed it for Jump distance bonus. Buffed the quarterstaff a bit to make it look more like Hurrikos.