A mod that replaces all loading screens in the game with sarcastic alternatives, as well as additional lines.
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Me, for taking the time to write stupid stuff into the Creation Kit. I'm the greatest.
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Update 1-15-2024: Heyyyyyy I finally took the time to ESLify the mod, this version also includes some reworked lines that were meant for the remake, but I forgot they were in the original file on my PC so.. you do get a few new lines, still working on the less cringy remake intermittently.