Ever just wanna become the bigger troll in Skyrim and insult the crap out of your enemies while you're bashing them away with your sword and not have to waste those precious souls to do so? Well now you can. Introducing the new Whippersnapper! We've taken the ol' rusty Akaviri Katana and imbedded a soul into it, allowing it to induce your foe's in an endless wave of rude and trolling insults! Simply equip the blade, whack away, and presto! One insulting swing at a time, your foe's can now be kicked while they're down... Er, slashed..? Yelled at? Yours, now, for only $##.## here at Skyrim.NexusMods.com!
Side effects include:
Laughing
Crying
Insanity
Involuntary Bowel Movements
Involuntary Urinary Track Movements
Heart Attack from too much Laughing
Kidney Failure from too much Laughing
Accidentally Coughing up a Lung
Troll-itis
Excessive Urge to want to sing the Trololol song.
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LOCATION..!
Simply enter Dragonsreach in Whiterun and turn right. It shall be floating slightly above the ground in the corner. Happy Trolling.
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Credit where credit is due...
Saber Chewy - Making this trollerful mod.
Bethesda Studio's - Making Skyrim and the Creation Kit.
Trololol guy - Inspiration.
Modding Accidents - The final product of this mod.
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YOU MAY NOT USE THIS MOD FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO OR DONT WANT TO USE IT FOR..! Unless you give me proof that you're a genuine Skyrim Troll... And not in the form of insults, as this sword obviously has you beat... AndthenthemodpeopleontheNexussitewillbanhammeryouandsoforthandsoforth... NO USAGE OF THIS MOD WHATSOEVER!
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If I missed something, please let me know. I'm pretty sure I covered everything. \: