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A small project I do in my off-time, with the ultimate goal of purging all that is good in the world, and replacing them with Sweet Rolls. Adds a variety of spells based off of Sweet Rolls.

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Why, hello there, welcome to my shop! Well, technically, I don't have a shop yet, that's coming later. Anyways, I've been spending my time creating new spells, new spells that would make my Uncle Sheo a very happy man. So, without further ado, here we are!

Absurdity: A simple spell that throws a Sweet Roll at whoever dared cross you. They get so offended that you threw a Sweet Roll at them, they are so taken aback at your disrespect, that they stagger themselves.

Throw Sweet Roll: While it may appear the same as Absurdity, be warned, it is very much not. Whereas Absurdity throws soft, fresh-out-of-the-oven Sweet Rolls, TSR uses hardened ones, and it shows. At this point, the target will be so mad and hurt, that they don't have the time to be offended. At this point, you must repeatedly pelt them with Hardened Sweet Rolls until they stop moving if you don't want them to do the same.

Sweetbolt: Ah, now this, this is a fine spell. First one I ever made, at the request of the voices in my head that tell me to KEEP PUSHING ONWARD. After casting such a masterwork as this, you will feel the raw power course through you, and see the raw power course through your enemy! Ever wanted to FUSRODAH without being a fancy-schmancy Dragonborn? WELL NOW YOU CAN.

Sweetball: Oh, my friend, I'll let you figure that out on your own.

Mega Sweetball: Oh no, I'm afraid I don't have this one working just right. I don't suggest you use it unless you want your family and friends to spontaneously combust and then turn into cheese.

Oh, a word of warning: I don't recommend you duel cast them. It doesn't work out well. I'm not exactly done with what I have here.