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Jonx0r and AlpineYJ

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About this mod

This is the fabled Skyrim manure mod by Jonx0r. I found this laying around and made some subtle changes to it - mainly for novelty purposes. I also added the creatures from Dawnguard & Dragonborn.

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This is the fabled Skyrim manure mod by Jonx0r.  I found this laying around and made some subtle changes to it - mainly for novelty purposes.  I've also added support for the Dawnguard and Dragonborn animals.

Future plans:
  • Diversification - you will be able to identify the donor of any turd you happen to find.  Each one will have a different alchemical property.
  • Different colors & textures.  Possibly some different shapes.

Below is the original readme from Jonx0r:

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Background
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So I received an email about the lack of sanitation assets in Skyrim as a future modding idea.
It was at that moment that I was struck, crippled if you will, with the thought of the reverse
being true as well. Introducing Manure, a literally crappy mod.


Description
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Manure gives animals such as cows, chickens, bears etc the ability to poop. The frequency of
pooping is controlled by a variety of factors such as the time of day and the state of the
animal. The poop can then be harvested and used in a variety of deadly if unfortunate ways.


Poop System
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  • Animals are more likely to poop during the day.
  • Horses poop less while being ridden.
  • Poop likelihood decreases if the animal is running or sprinting.
  • If alerted, alarmed or in combat, poop likelihood increases.
  • Animals won't poop if sleeping, sitting, dead or unconscious.
  • Randomized fart to announce each poop cycle loop.

How To Use
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  • Chuck the manure in a smelter to make manure ingots.
  • Create a cudgel, a new unique weapon, using those manure ingots.
  • Use a sharpening wheel to temper that manure cudgel with an extra manure ingot.
  • Use the manure in Alchemical recipes to create damaging poisons.
  • Or add manure and a pinch of salt into a cooking pot to create boiled manure, then coat your weapon with it for lingering poison damage.
  • With the Poisoned perk, you can also reverse pickpocket the poop onto your victim for a death-by-feces assassination kill.

How To Install
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  • Copy Manure.esp and Manure.bsa to your Skyrim Data folder.

Future Ideas
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  • Stagger an opponent by throwing poop in their path.

Original Manure Mod created by: Jonx0r.