Once upon a time, there were two guys, one named Nazeem and one named Heimskr. One day, they died. Story time's ended, sleeping time for now.

Well, that's what we call a shitty story. The below thing is the true legendary.

Once upon a time, kahasana exchanged the ugly faces of the two ugly guys. Before they have a chance to look at the mirror (which is an unknown substance in Tamriel), they saw the dragonborn and died. Story time's ended. Download time for now.


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Requirements:
Skyrim
Nazeem
Heimskr
Hatred towards Nazeem
Hatred towards Heimskr
Eye
Mouth
Nose
Cilia
Liver
Heart
Cerebrum
Grey matter
Cerebellum
Medulla oblongata
Spinal cord
Amylase
Calcium Phosphate
Carbohydrate
Carbon Dioxide
Oxygen

Don't have any of the above and you're reading this sentence? FBI will get you. If they don't, I will.


Credits:
Bethesda for Skyrim
Bethesda for Nazeem
Bethesda for Heimskr
Bethesda for dragonborn
Bethesda for Miraak
Bethesda for Hermaeus Mora
Bethesda for Clavicus Vile
Bethesda for Summerset Isle
Bethesda for Argonia
Bethesda for Lydia
Bethesda for Marcurio
Bethesda for Creation Kit
Ashal for Sexlab
Bromm83 for Sexlab Solution
Bethesda for Auriel
Auril for Chronicles of Alexstrasza
Auril for donations to Chronicles of Alexstrasza
Blizzard for Auril's raw materials
Universe for minerals
My parents for your god
My parents for your savior
My parents for the righteous ruler of the planet earth
My parents for the harbinger of justice, wealth and peace
Lenin for my spirit
Hitler for my hatred
Mao Zedong for my jokes
Congo for the fuse of WW3
Switzerland for the new superpower
France for the birth of Neo-Sovietism
Russia for the birth of Mirolism
China for the new Californian colony
Belgium for...... wait, where's it and what's that?
Italy for...... I'm not sure if I know this name, do you?
Poland for the Witcher 3
The United States of America for...... what, you mean "united"?
Brazil for World Cup
Netherland for...... no, I think it's Neverland, or Nuclearland?
KKK for 2031~2034
Divine Soviet World Union of Justice for now
Afghanistan for the second Messiah
Saudi Arabia for the fake Messiah
Sins for humans
Humans for sins
Sins for BOOM
Humans for DOOM

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One question has many ways to answer. How will you answer the question of your life?


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