"I heard you were bit by a king cobra."
"That's true. But after 5 days of agonizing pain... the cobra died."

CHUCK NORRIS

He is here, as accurate as is possible in the vanilla game.
In your interest, he has decided not to use his true power and weakened himself to serve as your follower.
Technically you are following him. He ran around the world and has decided not to lap you.
Chuck is an imperial ranger.
Nothing can kill him, definitely not you.
Traps are too afraid to go off when he touches them.
You are not good enough to marry him.

No requirements except a legal, up to date copy of Skyrim
Based on a guide by LabCloning on YouTube 

Thanks to everyone for making this the #1 Chuck Norris mod on the Nexus!