SKYRIM
ShutUpper by plunket
Skyrim » Weapons
Added: 27/09/2012 - 12:26AM
Updated: 21/01/2013 - 07:31PM

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3.0 Latest version

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Uploaded by plunket

Description

Last updated at 19:31, 21 Jan 2013 Uploaded at 0:26, 27 Sep 2012

Videos:
Shut Up Nazeem
Shut Up Idolaf
Shut Up Olfina
Shut Up Taarie
Shut Up Lisette
Shut Up Guard
Shut Up Again Taarie
Stormcloak Skeeball
Shut Up Haelga
God Knows I Hate You Taarie

ShutUpper is a mace that does no damage and incurs no bounty, but will knock trash-talkers (and anyone else) down on their smart ass - without getting you attacked or arrested. With a reach of 2, speed of 2, no charge, and no cooldown, this is a fitting weapon for the Thane of Everywhere. Even though it does no damage, you can safely explore with this weapon and no other for hours. I GUARANTEE YOU WILL HAVE FUN WITH THIS MOD. Doesn't work on children...you were an annoying kid once too; please don't hit kids. Fall damage still occurs so people (or even trolls or giants) can be killed if the fall is great.

Latest version: 3.0.
To craft the ShutUpper, you will need one ingredient from each of the nine holds. You'll either need to be Thane in every hold or else cheat or steal some of the components. In the library of the Bard's College, you will find a book detailing what to do and where to find the components.

To install, use NMM. To update from previous versions, uninstall (or deselect) the older version first. Use the console (help shutupper) if you would rather cheat. Some of the items you'll need can be stolen/used without becoming Thane, if you play a sneak character.

Thanks to FabianR for inspiration, and anyone else with a similar mod. I liked Unrelenting Blade a lot but it was very powerful for my taste. With ShutUpper you can see where they land. Also I just thought there should be a reward when you become the Thane of all nine holds! This mod provides motivation for that.