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"That's utterly ridiculous! - Giraud yelled - You can't say my book on Skyrim's wild creatures is wrong!"

"Well, you're the historan here, boss. But I killed countless trolls and I can assure you they have just one willy between their furry legs, not three. - Meryn replied, while looking at a new page - And wispmothers do not have four laser-shooting eyes on the back of their heads. Actually they have no laser eyes at all. Speaking of eyes, falmers can't fly. They'd smash their heads on ceilings in no time."

"But... I've used accounts from the best, most experienced adventurers in Solitude!"

"Let me guess, you interviewed them at the Winking Skeever after loosing their tongues with a gallon of mead, didn't you?"

Giraud never answered that question, but the next day the book was removed from boostores and never printed again.