"Sometimes you just want to watch the world burn..." - Lady With No Pants, Some Time on Her Hands, and A Questionable Habit of Using A Bit More Mana than Was Necessary
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"Well, let's be honest; the streetlamps in that part of town were TERRIBLE. They never kept them full of oil, sometimes the "Official Lamp Lighter" was late due to being drunk, again, and the town watch never went there after dark. Why, you took your life into your very hands every time you had to run a cart of turnips or leeks there if it was anywhere NEAR dusk. And by "near dusk" I mean about an hour after dawn."
"Oh, what's that? A pyromanicial sociopathic fire mage you say? Oh. Well. Couldn't have happened to a nicer place."
"Well, I did like the whole no-pants bit." - Some Random Nord.
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"Well, let's be honest; the streetlamps in that part of town were TERRIBLE. They never kept them full of oil, sometimes the "Official Lamp Lighter" was late due to being drunk, again, and the town watch never went there after dark. Why, you took your life into your very hands every time you had to run a cart of turnips or leeks there if it was anywhere NEAR dusk. And by "near dusk" I mean about an hour after dawn."
"Oh, what's that? A pyromanicial sociopathic fire mage you say? Oh. Well. Couldn't have happened to a nicer place."
"Well, I did like the whole no-pants bit." - Some Random Nord.