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SKYRIM TOP TRUMPS
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Alternative Skyrim Top Trumps Rules
All the cards are dealt between the players. Be wary when playing with thieves as there should be 30 cards in a pack. To decide who will go first use the "Thu'um" and the Dovahkiin who shouts the loudest goes first. Once everyone has picked themselves up, the starting player chooses a category from the topmost card and reads out its value. The other player then reads out the value of the same category from their top card, avoiding any further shouting. Please be patient if playing with Barbarians and Orcs as they may need help with the larger words. The largest value wins the "trick", and the winner takes both cards of the trick and places them at the bottom of their pile. That player then looks at their new topmost card, and chooses the category for the next round. If playing with a mage, who starts mumbling to himself, there is a chance that they are casting an Illusion spell to make their card appear better. A short sharp kick to his crystal balls should stop this.
In the event of a draw, the cards are placed in the centre and a new category is chosen from the next card by the same person as in the previous round. The winner of that round obtains all of the cards in the centre as well as the top card from each player.
The winner is the player who obtains the whole pack. If playing with Thalmor, be warned... they are sore losers and so expect to have to beat a hasty retreat.