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Skyrim Top Trumps - Giant Frostbite Spider

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9 comments

  1. Yeraux
    Yeraux
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    Imagine trying to ride one of those...
    1. jefthereaper
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      I think there is a mod for that
  2. grotte
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    We need a giant rolled up newspaper for giants spiders ^^
    1. articocean
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      What about the Elder Scroll? Is that big enough
    2. grotte
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      Oh yes, i think there's a mod like this :p
      (i see wear on back, but not as a weapon)

      aaaand all servers are down for download.

    3. Reimar67
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      Love idea of Idiot Elf trying to whack spider with elder scroll
  3. Heaventhere
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    Oh now don't be hurting these spiders, they just want to be close and cuddle you know
  4. jefthereaper
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    Challenge accepted!

    *picks up newspaper*

    this is a weekend sized, black horse courier edition, prepare to taste front paper you spider-b@tch@s!






    (the word is: Batches, aka Batch: definition: arrange (things) in sets or groups.

    what, nobody was thinking something offensive now would they? I was just referring to a "Batch" of spiders XD)
  5. Reimar67
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    Script for Translation...
    Image = Skyrim Top Trumps - Giant Frostbite Spider
    Title = Giant Frostbite Spider
    Description = These giant arachnids are at home in forests and caves. You're going to need more than a rolled up newspaper to fend this guy off.