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What are they saying? - You decide. (Either PM me or leave in comments below).
This may seem lazy of me, but you guys have some great ideas. I've had this one for ages and still not come up with anything for it. I'll leave it on for a week before we decide the winner.
Get creative & good luck. :)
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Idiot Elf: I really don't like the way you are looking at me.
HM: CAN YOU PLEASE STRIP FOR ME!? :'(
Idiot Elf: What? Yes. No. Maybe? If you make me smarter perhaps?
HM: That's impossible! You don't even have anything in your head! You were born without a brain! That's at least what Azura told me...
Idiot Elf: Can you prove that, Kraken?
HM: I'm Hermaeus Mora, not some giant octopus! Ask any of your companions to use the detect brains spell, and you will get the answer you stupid elf! Why do I have to put up with this every single time!? Can't you go bother Miraak instead!? Please?
Idiot Elf: I wonder what happens if I pour salt in that eye of yours?
HM: O_O Gyyyyaaaaarggghhhh!!!!!!! The pain!!! So Painful!!! What kind of a person are you!? You are worse than Mehrunes Dagon!!!! This will hurt for weeks!
Idiot Elf: Looks like Daedric princes also cries when you pour salt in their eyes.
HM: You... You're going to pay for that... With your life!
Idiot Elf: Does sweet rolls come with that?
HM: Sheogorath You deal with this!
Sheogorath: No. Not unless you give me my cheese, Mora.
HM: I quit...
I might have made this way too long, but I couldn't resist so it just happened.
Idiot Elf; "Keep looking at me like that, and I will poke you right in the eye!"
HM- Oh, you are that dumb elf. Aren't you?
Elf- Ye... Wait, how do you know i'm an elf?
HM: Being the daedric prince of knowledge, you're of not much use otherwise.
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HM: I usually look into the minds of people, but that's not exactly your bright side.