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SKYRIM TOP TRUMPS
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JTR: seriously first stupid farmers asking me to help them picking vegetables, some woman asking her If I could possibly find her ring and then a weird elf showing up saying he is my largest fan after I became champion of the Arena, even tough I don't even have any memory of such a event,
Don't you get it Serana? seriously this place drives me crazy sometimes, I try to remain collective, but at least having you at my side calms me down a little.
*dwarven centurion knocks out Serana in surprise attack while falmer gather around me*
JTR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMjyd-ToNcM
"THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE"
*Steam centurion blows up*
Blow up Centurion Steams up
Naaah that's bad
Image = Skyrim Top Trumps - Dwarven Centurion
Title = Dwarven Centurion
Description = This lumbering Dwarven automaton just loves to let off steam and can flatten you with one stroke. To escape, just run through any small sturdy door.